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11th March 2011, 20:06 | #1 |
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Ever been caught in the act?
A few years ago, I was having some pretty spectacularly amazing sex with my (ex) girlfriend in her friend's house. I heard the bedroom door open and there was her friend in the doorway. She shut the door quickly but she opened it again to have another look! It upset my girlfriend but I enjoyed the experience. She put her clothes on and went out but I stayed in and had a damned good wank about it. Any similar stories to tell?
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11th March 2011, 21:41 | #2 |
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Years ago I was having sex with my GF in her home. Her parents were supposed to be out for the night and they forgot something. Her mom came in the house and heard us. She opened my GFs door and then said "oops" and shut it quickly. Then from the other side of the door she said "I hope your using a condom" (we were). Her and her husband never mentioned it again.
About a year later we got married and stayed married for 5 years before getting a divorce. She remarried a drunk that beats the crap out of her every now and then and when I run into my ex-motherinlaw she is so happy to see me. She wishes her daughter and I stayed married. |
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11th March 2011, 21:57 | #3 |
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About a dozen years ago, a GF and I were out and about. We got frisky and decided to just get it on. She was fucking horny as hell and so was I so we decided to pull over in this really what we thought was a desolate street. We leaned her car seat back to as far as it could go. She hiked up her skirt, showed me her freshly shaven (and very wet) pussy, and I proceeded to go to town on her. I leaned over and gave her a tongue lashing from one side of her sweet pussy to the other. She was writhing and moaning in pleasure when all of a sudden a bright spotlight beam came through our back window. In a panic, I sprung up out of her lap and she shoved her skirt back down. The officer came up to my driver side window, asked to see identification, and asked my GF if everything was alright. She sheepishly nodded yes and the officer told us to leave the area.
I'm sure in my panic the officer could see the sheen across my face in the glare of his flashlight. We beat a hasty retreat out of there not wanting to incur the wrath of the officer but needless to say it was an immediate buzzkill. |
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12th March 2011, 00:29 | #4 |
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Most likely if he didn't see any sheen the smell of tuna on you gave it away.
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I was caught by cops on a summer night on a deserted beach having it off with a girl I'd met a few days before. They kept leering at her and making crude remarks while keeping me on the ground at gunpoint. After about 2 hours (spent checking our IDs and radioing headquarters) they just left, laughing. We could have continued from were we left off, but the mood was definitively spoiled, so we got dressed and went home. I never saw her again. All in all, not a pleasant experience...
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Never once did the guy pull out a gun or make any disparaging remarks toward either of us. He just sent us packing. It killed MY enjoyment of devouring my GF's pussy at the time but I'm thankful that it could've been a LOT worse. Hell, if things had proceeded further that officer would've caught the both of us in some varied state of undress and could've busted us for public nudity or some lewd conduct charge. I'm thankful it was just a "Shoo. Get the hell outta here, kid!" |
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Yeah... many times...
A couple of times as a teenager. Once with older woman in some party ( I was 16 and she was 40+ mother of a girl I tried to fuck day earlier) when one of my friends saw it and told everybody there. Caught again as teenager with one quite slutty girl. She actually liked when everyone came to watch when we fucked. Couple of times with one of my girlfriends. Her father came in her room in the middle of process, in my home when my mother rushed to ask something trivial... (Occasionally, we did things quite publicly.. Pussy licking in the park with my head under her skirt and such...) Last summer I was caught in the back of a truck banging one chick when one of the people I worked with saw a light back there... I heard his voice when he was wondering why there is a light but I didn't care... Couple of minutes later someone burst in laughter and I had to look behind me... There was about ten people as an "audience" having drinks and watching with smile on their face.. I continued but after ten minutes or so she had enough of being "performer"... Sometimes this happens and it doesn't bother me... I'm a dirty fucker (and a bit exhibitionist too) and proud of it. |
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About a yearish ago, I was with my (ex)gf at my parents house. And my mom had originally left to go shopping or something. So my gf and I get a little horny and she decides to give me bj, neither of us knowing my brother was still home. So he decides to come downstairs and she quickly rushes up her teeth nearly chopping off my goods, so we just sit there until he leaves. Then she continues, after it was all said and done we started making out and we didnt hear my mom come in so she walks downstairs and wonders why she is on top of me. Of course being shocked I dont answer. It was no big deal then, techincally it still isn't now
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