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![]() I have a friend who is a lesbian. (well, actually she's a friend of a friend)
Anyway, a bunch of us were at a wedding last weekend. I was a little drunk and mentioned that I, like most guys, enjoy watching lesbian porn. She said something that struck me like a bolt of lightning. "You do realize we lesbians enjoy sex with each other and we have zero need for men, right?" "Chances of a lesbian couple inviting you, a man, into their sex play is about as good as you getting invited to a sex orgy hosted by talking sharks in the middle of the ocean" Well... |
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![]() ![]() She's wrong. Maybe the ones like Rosie, but she's not a real one anyway. |
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![]() She's a lesbian, it means she don't like men as gay don't like women, so why she should invite you into her sex trips?
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and lesbians like dicks real and fake they just don't like man so if you man you have chance to be invited |
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they do in porn videos don't always happen in real life? ![]() |
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![]() Well, her logic are weak.
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![]() Then go find some women who are bi sexual. Problems solved
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![]() If this conversation really took place, I would agree with the lesbian woman's central argument: a lesbian most likely would have zero desire for a man's dick. If she liked cock, why would she be lesbian.
Your best chance for a threesome would be with a woman who was bisexual or even bi-curious. A homosexual, by definition, is interested only in members of her or his own sex. |
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![]() What delusional corner of the world do you live in that you actually believe what you just typed?
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