Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer

[mynxfan]

According to a German research, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, you wankers will live a long life:

http://themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes."

After sitting down (= lethal side effects) reading that article with a lot of words and stuff, we health fanatics better work out a few minutes:

[Saif]

thx for info

[mynxfan]

Originally Posted by Saif

thx for info

Yes, this is great news for humanity. Just think about the consequences of wanking/fucking three (!) times a day. It is highly possible that it would result in 15 year longer life :-) Or for the elite sex-athletes: 4-5 times a day = 25 years!!!

[lordbrandon04]

If that's the case I will be alive for all eternity.

[mynxfan]

Originally Posted by lordbrandon04

If that's the case I will be alive for all eternity.

Forever young :-)

[Guru Brahmin]

Oh great! I'm gonna live to be 117 with these hairy palms!

[alexora]

The research you quote from, mynxfan, makes absolutely no reference to masturbation: it only mentiones staring at tits.

These are not the same thing. Despite of how some women feel when a man checks out her tits, he isn't masturbating at them:

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[mynxfan]

Originally Posted by alexora

The research you quote from, mynxfan, makes absolutely no reference to masturbation: it only mentiones staring at tits.

These are not the same thing. Despite of how some women feel when a man checks out her tits, he isn't masturbating at them:

Well, the cutural stigma following staring (or masturbating) in front of an unfamiliar woman forces the experiments to be held in laboratories. And making references to masturbation is highly politically incorrect and controversial.

In a laboratory men can in an relaxed environment stare at female breasts, blood starts pumping, one thing leads to another, and they start masturbating. The intention behind the temporary high bloodpressure in the penis is to cause sexual activities. Which may result in fertilization with one of the female test objects. Simple Biology (meaning of life).

[alexora]

Originally Posted by mynxfan

Well, the cutural stigma following staring (or masturbating) in front of an unfamiliar woman forces the experiments to be held in laboratories. And making references to masturbation is highly politically incorrect and controversial.

In a laboratory men can in an relaxed environment stare at female breasts, blood starts pumping, one thing leads to another, and they start masturbating. The intention behind the temporary high bloodpressure in the penis is to cause sexual activities. Which may result in fertilization with one of the female test objects. Simple Biology (meaning of life).

Er no: 100 test subjects were not required to stare at tits in a laboratory: they were instructed, over a period of 5 years, to stare at breasts in the course of their normal life. Another 100 was instructed not to look at breasts.

When they were eventually tested, the researchers concluded that those who stared had better blood circulation than those who did not.

In any case, all this discussion is academic since this story has been revealed as a hoax since it first begun circulation 11 years ago...

[Bic]

Well now isnt that interesting, that's kinda funny actually saying to do something that is totally frowned upon