Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Lord Sidious]

All these ass implants stars are getting done to evoke Kim Kardashian.
It just looks stupid and freakish to me and Farrrah Abraham is just one example. (recent, she looked ok in her limo masturbation scene)
I've dl'd vids from here just to delete them owing to a freakish and unnatural looking butt. Totally takes me out of any scene to see an utterly inflexible lump in a stars ass.

[thruster315]

Originally Posted by skorupa

I am only interested in men-free content. Still they are trying to pull off all possible pranks to annoy you. What could possibly be the reason for this: why would anyone want to see the men's hairy ape hands in a screenshot? Things like this can already ruin it for me, complete lust killers. And I mean the entire picture set. Stay out of the frame, for crying out loud.

Let's not forget the buffoonish camera operators that forget that there's a mirror in the shot and they magically ruin the fantasy by filming themselves in it.

[Mr Cairo]

I hate the way sites are set up for searching, I can go and select the things I want to see like Squirt, Anal, Lesbian etc but I would love to see the option to say don't show me things I dont want to see

in my result please dont show Markus Dupree, Manule Flabbyasfuck, Gaping, Choking, Spitting etc

[Karmafan]

Companies that bought their way to the top of search engines like Google. Want to find a specific actress and the 1st ones listed don't even have her on their site but they paid to have their site at the top of the listings.

[Wedge7]

Originally Posted by thruster315

Let's not forget the buffoonish camera operators that forget that there's a mirror in the shot and they magically ruin the fantasy by filming themselves in it.

Or when you think you're going to watch a sexy solo scene and the mope cameraman talks all the way through it.

[Dragonfire]

Fucking in bed with shoes still on always bothered me. Like, you're completely naked but you keep your shoes on? I'm not referring to specific shoe fetish scenes or whatever just normal scenes.

[thruster315]

Originally Posted by Wedge7

Or when you think you're going to watch a sexy solo scene and the mope cameraman talks all the way through it.

No shit! If we wanted to see "Tales of the Porn Camera Guy" we might've bought that feature but far too many of these dopes think they have something to add to it with their commentary. Just hold the camera steady, keep the subject matter in frame and I'd say keep it all in focus but with all of this technology doing all of the heavy lifting now- they don't even have to focus on that any more (no pun intended).

[Cheste]

Since I mostly like and watch G/G, I'll focus on that mainly.

Despite some remarkable improvements throught the last decade or so (like being more frequently displayed: free-toy, bush, scissoring, squirting, and POV -which I really enjoy), the things that annoys me the most are:

How G/G porn is getting more and more repetitive and boring! Most scenes nowadays are O/Y or Stepmom-Stepdaughter/Stepsisters stuff which almost always depict the same schema. I have dozens of different ideas for shooting a G/G scene whereas the production film companies seem to be ran out of them.

Also, I hate medium shots, because... I wanna see the action!! What's the point on shooting a scene where nothing can be seen most of the time?? This happens mostly with cunnilingus and scissoring. I don't care about girls scissoring if I can't see the pussies rubbing! Instead of shooting that shitty scene, you'd better shoot nothing at all... I think those kind of things, and others such as lingerie, tits and pussy worship, girls getting really wet, usually are paid more detailed attention in straight porn and its gonzo style, which is totally missing in G/G.

[Ficiones69]

'0% pussy' anal scenes

[reclaimer]

Originally Posted by Dragonfire

Fucking in bed with shoes still on always bothered me. Like, you're completely naked but you keep your shoes on? I'm not referring to specific shoe fetish scenes or whatever just normal scenes.

What type of shoes are you talking about? High heels? Leather knee high boots? Sneakers? Or anything and everything?