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Frogger · 8th January 2025, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Wallingford

Is anybody else hearing a squeaky child's voice saying "I like the ORANGE ones best!"

While playing "Airplane" with the bear.....

Colonel Angus · 11th January 2025, 23:42

Assembling any type of furniture. Ordered a new desk that takes 4 hrs to finish because of those allen screws and that teeny tiny wrench you’re supplied with.

Wallingford · 13th January 2025, 03:13

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Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

Assembling any type of furniture. Ordered a new desk that takes 4 hrs to finish because of those allen screws and that teeny tiny wrench you’re supplied with.

Oh, Dude, I'm sorry. You should have called me. I do that every day for a living; I pack my own tools.

Last week I had a piece my supervisor told me would probably take four hours and suck the whole time. It took me 45 minutes and only sucked when I had to back up a couple of steps because the directions were wrong.

The piece the directions indicated should be installed third, would only work installed absolutely last, piece number sixteen. Once I figured that out, bam, back off to the races.

I've done it so long now, sometimes I can look at the directions and say "that's not going to work." I have this one chair I frequently have to build, the directions indicate to assemble the back first. There's no way the chair sits up correctly for the rest of the steps. You assemble the left side first, and go from there.

Wallingford · 13th January 2025, 05:19

I had to review the rules of this thread and I hope I'm not out of order. This is entirely a NSFW post.

You see this post on PS, it is one of your favorite performers in one of your favorite "positions." Read that "positions," as "taking it deep in the ass."

You download the video. You watch the video. It SOCKS!

I'm not talking "SOCKS" like fresh out of the drawer on Friday morning, I'm talking SOCKS like wear them all day Friday, skip the shower, wear them all day Saturday, skip the shower, wear them all day Sunday and finally take them off to shower Monday morning kind of "SOCKS!"

In the words of Walter, "pisses me off."

stob · 13th January 2025, 13:49

Really pisses me off when the search engine on this site craps out and you just get a page cannot be reached message. Certain words that you can search for, just break the search engine it seems. Sometimes it will return a result after about 5 attempts and having to wait 20 seconds each time. :/

Colonel Angus · 18th January 2025, 18:25

Packing materials, specifically those tiny little styrofoam balls that get all over everything.

Easymuse · 18th January 2025, 21:56

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Cock-sucking jerk-off squirrelly-ass sissy-bitch punk rat-bastard cock-suckers driving hopped-up rice-grinder cars making too much noise because of their garbage-can sized mufflers in pissy-prick ways to cause serious road-rage.

Frogger · 19th January 2025, 03:33

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Originally Posted by Easymuse

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squirrelly-ass sissy-bitch punk rat-bastard cock-suckers driving hopped-up rice-grinder cars making too much noise .

Yup. That sums them up.

stob · 19th January 2025, 12:58

Finding a scene with two mega hot women, then finding out that the hired dick is a walking advert for a graffiti artist. :/

stob · 22nd January 2025, 17:50

A lot of things seem to be pissing me off lately, judging by the amount of posts I'm making here.

Amazon is the latest thing to piss me off. What with some of their drivers just dumping the parcel on the doorstep and going away without bothering to ring the bell or knock the door. To be fair, some are better than others and will make some effort to let you know that there is a parcel.

My sister received an Amazon parcel via Royal Mail which wasn't sealed properly. I didn't know if it just wasn't stuck down properly, or if it had opened up and some of the contents had fallen out. Turns out it was the latter, but there is no bloody option to tell Amazon that you received the parcel with missing contents.

The way their system sees it. Parcel was sent with all contents, it was delivered, end of.

I suppose there is no such option to say certain items were missing from the received parcel, because that would be easy for dishonest people to claim they didn't receive something they actually did.

Sucks though, because she's had to order another and pay extra to get it in time for a birthday.

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Colonel Angus Registered User Addicted Join Date: Jun 2022 Posts: 305 Thanks: 65 Thanked 977 Times in 287 Posts	Assembling any type of furniture. Ordered a new desk that takes 4 hrs to finish because of those allen screws and that teeny tiny wrench you’re supplied with.

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Wallingford Meanwhile . . . . . . . . Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 7,168 Thanks: 53,986 Thanked 25,832 Times in 6,570 Posts	I had to review the rules of this thread and I hope I'm not out of order. This is entirely a NSFW post. You see this post on PS, it is one of your favorite performers in one of your favorite "positions." Read that "positions," as "taking it deep in the ass." You download the video. You watch the video. It SOCKS! I'm not talking "SOCKS" like fresh out of the drawer on Friday morning, I'm talking SOCKS like wear them all day Friday, skip the shower, wear them all day Saturday, skip the shower, wear them all day Sunday and finally take them off to shower Monday morning kind of "SOCKS!" In the words of Walter, "pisses me off."

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stob Junior Member Addicted Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 215 Thanks: 603 Thanked 585 Times in 156 Posts	Really pisses me off when the search engine on this site craps out and you just get a page cannot be reached message. Certain words that you can search for, just break the search engine it seems. Sometimes it will return a result after about 5 attempts and having to wait 20 seconds each time. :/

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Colonel Angus Registered User Addicted Join Date: Jun 2022 Posts: 305 Thanks: 65 Thanked 977 Times in 287 Posts	Packing materials, specifically those tiny little styrofoam balls that get all over everything.

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22nd January 2025, 17:50	#2110
stob Junior Member Addicted Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 215 Thanks: 603 Thanked 585 Times in 156 Posts	A lot of things seem to be pissing me off lately, judging by the amount of posts I'm making here. Amazon is the latest thing to piss me off. What with some of their drivers just dumping the parcel on the doorstep and going away without bothering to ring the bell or knock the door. To be fair, some are better than others and will make some effort to let you know that there is a parcel. My sister received an Amazon parcel via Royal Mail which wasn't sealed properly. I didn't know if it just wasn't stuck down properly, or if it had opened up and some of the contents had fallen out. Turns out it was the latter, but there is no bloody option to tell Amazon that you received the parcel with missing contents. The way their system sees it. Parcel was sent with all contents, it was delivered, end of. I suppose there is no such option to say certain items were missing from the received parcel, because that would be easy for dishonest people to claim they didn't receive something they actually did. Sucks though, because she's had to order another and pay extra to get it in time for a birthday.