Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[AndersonReading]

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

I love how many of you share my same complaints.

1.) Never ever fucking show me the guys face in close up

2.) Stop having the guy jerk off at the end of the scene

3.) I never ever under any circumstance want to see that shot of under the guys hairy ass to see penetration.

4.) stop moving the camera around every two seconds. I want to see both the girls face and her vagina in the shot as much as possible. I want to know what girl I am seeing not just her body parts.

5.) Make your movies be what the title says it is.

8.) commentary, shut the fuck up we are here for the hot girl not your opinions.

I agree with everything you said, but these in particular should be adult filmmaking 101. It astounds me how directors/producers/studios continue to bungle scenes by doing these things.

[Millesexual]

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

1.) Never ever fucking show me the guys face in close up, if he happens to be in frame when you are showing the entire girl getting fucked then fine but at no point do I want a closeup of the fucking guy!!!!

While I don't absolutely hate this, I always find the editing or cinematography for it to be rather weird. When the guy is about to blow is probably the oddest one to me. Like some girl is sucking him off or something, then it cuts away to his "O" face, and then just cuts back to him blowing is load on her. Like, was it really necessary make those weird jump cuts? If he's about to blow then just show that when he's ready to!

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

2.) Stop having the guy jerk off at the end of the scene, have the girl finish the job every time. I used to enjoy the handjob videos purely because it was the one kind of scene where the girl would always finish him off. That has even been somewhat ruined now.

Again, I kinda get this one to a degree. You probably know your body better than anyone, so you probably get yourself off better than anyone.

However, whenever I see these scenes dragging on at the end where the guy is just standing their jerking it for a minute or two... or three... or even more, I kinda go back to my last point about the guy just waiting to blow before he positions himself. Even if he does do it himself, just do it when you're right at the point where you can't hold back anymore! I think that's hot myself.

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

3.) I never ever under any circumstance want to see that shot of under the guys hairy ass to see penetration. Do it from the top and stop showing us a guys taint, also fuck you for ever doing that. I honestly think the long jerk off scenes the under the hairy ass scenes and the closeups of the face are because some of the people who make porn hate the people who enjoy watching it.

God this is annoying. It always looks so weird and robotic this way. Considering I can't see their reactions (whether it's their facial expressions OR the way their body writhes in pleasure), what's the point. I'm not even a fan when it's the opposite and I watch a cock slam upwards into her pussy while I stare directly into her asshole. The whole "so close you can smell it" thing kinda grosses me out honestly.

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

4.) stop moving the camera around every two seconds. I HATE Red Light District movies the cameraman has this idiotic show the girl, zoom into her face, slide down to the penetration then zoom back out over and over and over and over again. I am not opposed to closeups of the penetration from the top of a nice looking vagina. But spend at bare minimum twice as much of the time zoomed out, I want to see both the girls face and her vagina in the shot as much as possible. I want to know what girl I am seeing now just her body parts. They ruined much of the early 2000s with potential but idiotic camera usage.

I agree with this too. Hell, if it was up to me they'd just position a few cameras in certain parts of the scene and leave them there (at most moving them around to show different angles and zooming in). The thing where the stars get into what look like some of the more uncomfortable positions just so they can go for the most overly complex shots also kind of annoys me.

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

5.) Make your movies be what the title says it is. Do not call it first timers and it all be 40 year old women who have been in porn for 20 years. Just call that experienced women who know how to fuck or something.

6.) for web only videos name them how the video finishes. If the video finishes with a guy jerking himself off for 10 minutes instead of the girl finishing him off call it a guy jacks off on a pretty girl video instead of girl sucks him off until he explodes since thats a bullshit lie.

7.) stop with the selecting every single keyword when you post your videos. If there is no girl in cheerleader outfit stop putting that as a keyword. If you mark it blowjob and at no point does she do that you are an asshole. If you call your video POV and its mostly NOT POV you are an asshole.

Stuff like this is what makes it difficult to find even the most tame of scenes. In your first example, it almost makes it impossible to find a girl's first scene because there ends up being a double-digit amount of them claiming that. The only way we can even get close is by knowing the copyright date on these scenes. And even that may be inaccurate to a degree.

Also, as an aside, I feel that the categorization of porn is simultaneously too specific and not specific enough. Wanna find a gangbang with the exact number of guys in the scene AND their names? Apparently that's really easy to find. Wanna find all scenes where the stars are completely naked (not even shoes) with a specific stars AND if they use a condom or not? Good luck with that. If your fetish (or lack thereof) isn't important the distributors to market to, then you'll just have to search through every possible scene you want. Wasting time downloading and deleting gigabytes and gigabytes of material is now your mission if you want to watch porn.

If it's a compilation video with both scenes you do and don't like in it, prepare to learn a thing or two about video editing if you're determined enough to get what you want.

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

8.) commentary, shut the fuck up we are here for the hot girl not your opinions.

I can maybe understand the interview before the scene starts. Especially with real amateur porn where we might learn a little about what the couples are into and how they met. Beyond that though, shut the fuck up and let people fuck. From everything I've read about filming porn, it's difficult enough when you have someone (let alone a whole studio set) off to the side watching your every move. Having someone just start making comments about the whole thing (or even worse, barking order at you about how to fuck) seems like something that would turn anyone off.

Originally Posted by BookemDanl

9.) Personally I hate anal, any degrading or abusive act for the girl, all the spitting. I just want to see hot girls fucking.

Same. While everyone has their own tastes, sometimes I wonder why people watch porn. If it's just to watch what could equate to some form emotional gaslighting and even domestic violence against women... then why? What makes someone want to jerk it to that kind of stuff. Some misogynistic hatred for women or something? Why does is have to be sexual then? I get some people being into rough sex but holy shit. A lot of that stuff is on a whole nother level.

As an aside, while I don't see anal itself falling into the same category as what I just described, I've noticed a lot of guys who are overly obsessed with anal remind me of those types who are into the abusive stuff. You know, the kinds that talk about a girl anal sex as if the whole point was degradation itself (even if I don't think anal is inherently degrading or anything). The kind that are obsessed with a star's "first anal", "finally doing anal" or even the weird "100% anal, no vaginal" sort of trend I see with some studios (the LegalPorno Circus analogy comes to mind here). It just reminds me of the threads over at ADT where they talk about a girl being nothing more than a human toilet like it's some totally regular and normal thing.

[SynchroDub]

What gets on my nerves, almost all the time, is the dude ALWAYS finishing the job and not let the woman do it.
That, and also unnecessary "exclamations" (a weird one I heard was "Shazam!!", literally.....it ruined the entire thing) like "I'm gonna cum......aaahhhhh, gonna cum!" and weird gruntling sounds that resemble someone having burning explosive diarrhea.

Just shoot and be quiet. Let me see and hear the woman enjoying the money shot, ffs.

[SynchroDub]

Originally Posted by wsbfan1

I agree. 80s and 90s Euro porn had pissing scenes almost all the time. It was so weird.

If you go onto Deauxma's Twitter, she's constantly getting peed on these days.

I just don't get the appeal.

But they were kinda "sensual", had their own appeal, in a way (for some).
Unlike today, which they look forced and uninteresting ("insert LP scene name here").

[Millesexual]

Originally Posted by Jinsei

Never understood why people complained about japanese porn blurring out the guys dick. I didn't wanna see it anyway. If I had my way I'd use my future powers and green screen the guy out entirely.

I could almost agree with that considering just about every guy in Japanese porn is usually just the grossest fucking guy in the country. When you see all these Visual Kei type dudes in Japanese media and the porn studios decide to make virtually all genres of their scenes be "fat ugly bastard" (think every guy in porn being Ron Jeremy basically), it's unsurprising no one wants to see men in it.

That being said, the blurring out is a holdover from about a century ago. It's from a totally different time removed from ours when even the modern means to distribute porn basically didn't exist. Like... not showing genitals in what is essentially hardcore porn is a bit of a bizarre reach honestly.

Beyond listening to what sounds like the girls getting raped (Welcome to Japan I guess), those other reasons are why I just don't really watch any Japanese porn.

Originally Posted by kylieclip

I've always considered dudes in porn to be the equivalent to referees and umpires in sports: Namely that they're a necessary evil.

The thing is, these guys are supposed to be nameless and faceless and should be as invisible as possible. A pet peeve I have with more modern and recent porn is guys making the scenes all about them and in some cases getting billing.

I can see how special exceptions exist for top level guys like Peter North and Lexington Steele, but ultimately I don't watch porn for male 'talent' and don't care about what dude is in what scene.

Like I stated above, dudes should be nameless and faceless in scenes.

I mean... if this is the case then why even have the guy in the scene? I get how stupid it is when the scene focuses more on the guy than the girl, but I guess I don't quite see them as a "necessary evil" when you consider the whole point is to watch a guy and girl fuck! I understand the people that only watch lesbian or solo women content because they're not into seeing guys in porn. But asking for what is essentially "watching a guy fuck a girl without having the guy there" seems kind of counterintuitive.

Also, I think why the guys get billing in a scene these days is because there are a lot of women watching for the guy. Or in my case to avoid watching certain guys fucking certain girls.

[Millesexual]

Originally Posted by SynchroDub

What gets on my nerves, almost all the time, is the dude ALWAYS finishing the job and not let the woman do it.
That, and also unnecessary "exclamations" (a weird one I heard was "Shazam!!", literally.....it ruined the entire thing) like "I'm gonna cum......aaahhhhh, gonna cum!" and weird gruntling sounds that resemble someone having burning explosive diarrhea.

Just shoot and be quiet. Let me see and hear the woman enjoying the money shot, ffs.

A guy screaming "SHAZAM!" before finishing just sounds absolutely fucking hilarious !

Still, the amount of guys who make their orgasm sound like the most over-acted and excruciating thing is so weird. Like... just enjoy it when it happens? And whatever noise you make is what you make (assuming they don't get carried away with it naturally).

And even if I don't mind seeing a guy getting himself off, it's always nice when a girl does it for him. Like you said, having be an "ALWAYS" sort of thing can make all the scenes kinda run together.

Originally Posted by SynchroDub

But they were kinda "sensual", had their own appeal, in a way (for some).
Unlike today, which they look forced and uninteresting ("insert LP scene name here").

Same here. When I look back to a lot of porn before the HD era, it just feels a little bit more natural. Aside from the stuff that was intentionally the opposite of that (Max Hardcore comes to mind), it feels like everything today is overly scripted and robotic, giving the stars zero autonomy of how they want to fuck.

[kylieclip]

Originally Posted by Millesexual

I mean... if this is the case then why even have the guy in the scene? I get how stupid it is when the scene focuses more on the guy than the girl, but I guess I don't quite see them as a "necessary evil" when you consider the whole point is to watch a guy and girl fuck! I understand the people that only watch lesbian or solo women content because they're not into seeing guys in porn. But asking for what is essentially "watching a guy fuck a girl without having the guy there" seems kind of counterintuitive.

Also, I think why the guys get billing in a scene these days is because there are a lot of women watching for the guy. Or in my case to avoid watching certain guys fucking certain girls.

When I was in my early teens I only watched lesbian porn as I didn't wanna see cock... that changed in my late teens as seeing cock-hungry women became more of a turn-on for me than just seeing naked women fingering and scissoring each other.

There's no way I'll ever find it now but one of the first facial clips I ever saw online was a black chick getting pasted with a Peter North-sized load and her enjoying every second of it. Seeing her get excited and turned on by it was a huge turn on for me... and I haven't looked back since.

[Veronicamars]

mom doing the cooking unaware that her daughter is being fucked 6 feet away from her.

[kylieclip]

Originally Posted by Veronicamars

mom doing the cooking unaware that her daughter is being fucked 6 feet away from her.

Or the white dude dad/bf/husband who's unaware of his wife/gf/daughter being fucked by a black dude 6 feet away from him.

[pearldiver6]

Agreed, it has always been about the gals. But wadda think about (in the past admittedly, and he is in hot water these days, but) Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick? Doesn't really work for me, in any way. I heard his sister saw one of his movies with that, and pleaded with him to never do it again. But who knows for sure?