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7th August 2012, 10:22
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 Party at the leper colony lyrics (Weird Al): Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey Met a little lady so pretty and young She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm Well, pretty soon she was completely disarmed I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me" But she cried her eyes out - literally At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey, hey Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip Sorry I was using your head for dip There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who Wait a minute, it looks like Stu Well, hold the phone now, what do I see? Another pretty mama got her eye on me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey! |
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7th August 2012, 10:33
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7th August 2012, 11:12
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9th August 2012, 00:01
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The good thing about having leprosy would be that your coworkers would stop pissing about their own silly-ass problems.
co-worker: Damn, someone dinged the door on my Lexus you: Fuck you! I have leprosy! |
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9th August 2012, 14:59
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If someone asks you directions you just say: "Follow my hand!"
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5th October 2012, 15:37
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I was stationed in a Leper Colony during my tour in Vietnam, '67-68. The analogies and humor are all right on but here is mine, "I'll keep an eye out for you" In reality they were wonderful people and very friendly. Look it up, Ben San Leprosarium.
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5th October 2012, 17:56
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- OMG doc, I got myself Leprosy!!!
- How can you possibly know something like that? You ain't a doctor!!! - My dick fell off when I was peeing! ps: And you can always have your "own" snacks |
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