Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris turns 80 today. Here's some fun facts about Chuck.




Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris has inside jokes with complete strangers.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King .... and got one.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[allworkboy]

Don't get the Bell joke. Chuck wasn't born yet.

[allworkboy]

If you find his recent photo, he doesn't look 80 and he most likely can still kick everyone's *** !

Of course no one can beat Bruce, not even Chuck.

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[virkole9]

Originally Posted by allworkboy

If you find his recent photo, he doesn't look 80 and he most likely can still kick everyone's *** !

Of course no one can beat Bruce, not even Chuck.

That is only because Chuck actually created Bruce so as to fool the world into thinking that he could be beaten, and lull everybody into a false sense of security. Chuck is actually Bruce's father.... and mother.

[allworkboy]

Loool!

[allworkboy]

Yesterday was the first time in my life I read or heard a Chuck Norris joke. I didn't know there are so many Chuck Norris jokes.

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