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CnjMnstr · 20th March 2011, 03:22

So I just went down to the local sex shop and spent a good $80 on some porn and toys. I got Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year, a DVD with 5 hours of BJ compilations, a male masturbator, a pack of 3 magazines (one of the magazines turned out to be a BBW fetish one and I'm not really into that) some lube, and some condoms. I came home and had a great jack off session but afterwards, I felt kinda guilty and paranoid and contemplated throwing it all away. I thought better of the idea because that would be a huge waste of money.

The issue is that I still live with my parents. I'm 18 and technically an adult free to do what I want or whatever but it would still be incredibly awkward if my family found any of this (although I have found their sex toy and porn stash lol). Also, I have younger cousins who are always coming by my house (around 16-17 years old) so if any of them stumbled upon this, it would probably me the most embarrassing moment of my life and they'd never let me hear the end of it.

So any tips on where I should hide this stuff in the house/my room?

GatheringStorm · 20th March 2011, 03:34

I have a special trunk that I keep my goodies in

Like you, I still live with my mom, and she doesn't respect my privacy even though I am quite of age! So I popped out to the local HobbyLobby and bought myself a chest with a lock. Simple. Easy. Effective. Now she can't find my dildo and scream/cry "Oh my God Stacy! Whats THIS?!?!?!?" LOL

Oh, and DON'T put it in the closet, that makes them suspicious

alexora · 20th March 2011, 07:32

Many years ago, I used to keep anything I didn't want others to see inside a Sampsonite suitcase with a combination lock.

Trilight · 20th March 2011, 12:03

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Originally Posted by CnjMnstr

The issue is that I still live with my parents. I'm 18 and technically an adult free to do what I want or whatever but it would still be incredibly awkward if my family found any of this

you are 18 and you registered in July 2008?

If I was the section mod then this would be your last post ...

Blacksoul24 · 20th March 2011, 12:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trilight

you are 18 and you registered in July 2008?

If I was the section mod then this would be your last post ...

My thought exactly!

alexora · 20th March 2011, 13:00

One way to hide your DVDs, is to place the disk behind another one in a different box: you can easily stack two disks inside a DVD case.

Lube and condoms can fit inside a Playstation 3 or X-Box 360, the masturbating device could go in the pocket of an overcoat at the back of your wardbobe.

AAKN · 20th March 2011, 13:33

my porn is in my external hard drives,
and i don't share my PC with anyone friend or family member
and even if got to set on my desk he wouldn't be able to get to the porn, because i hide my things with some folder lock softwares

brosaph1000 · 20th March 2011, 13:41

Get a Lib3rty $afe for your home. It is the best on the market to keep and protect your valuables. What you and I consider to be valuable might be entirely different, however; a Liberty Safe knows no prejudice. They are heavy and worth their weight in gold. Put your secret stash in one of these.
keep in mind: You always pay a premium for better protection.....if you can't afford it/ don't bother

Veronike · 20th March 2011, 13:49

I have all my things in my computer

nitronori · 20th March 2011, 16:58

I just got 2 tb WD internal HDD.

I have it in a labrynth of folders with some 'traps' and invisible folders (alt+0160), the labrynth is huge.

Don't have toys.

20th March 2011, 03:22	#1
CnjMnstr Registered User Novice Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 93 Thanks: 26 Thanked 192 Times in 68 Posts	Where to hide toys and porn? So I just went down to the local sex shop and spent a good $80 on some porn and toys. I got Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year, a DVD with 5 hours of BJ compilations, a male masturbator, a pack of 3 magazines (one of the magazines turned out to be a BBW fetish one and I'm not really into that) some lube, and some condoms. I came home and had a great jack off session but afterwards, I felt kinda guilty and paranoid and contemplated throwing it all away. I thought better of the idea because that would be a huge waste of money. The issue is that I still live with my parents. I'm 18 and technically an adult free to do what I want or whatever but it would still be incredibly awkward if my family found any of this (although I have found their sex toy and porn stash lol). Also, I have younger cousins who are always coming by my house (around 16-17 years old) so if any of them stumbled upon this, it would probably me the most embarrassing moment of my life and they'd never let me hear the end of it. So any tips on where I should hide this stuff in the house/my room?

20th March 2011, 07:32	#3
alexora Walking on the Moon Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 30,978 Thanks: 163,452 Thanked 152,876 Times in 28,697 Posts	Many years ago, I used to keep anything I didn't want others to see inside a Sampsonite suitcase with a combination lock. __________________ SOME OF MY CONTENT POSTS ARE DOWN: FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME AND I'LL RE-UPLOAD THEM

20th March 2011, 13:00	#6
alexora Walking on the Moon Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 30,978 Thanks: 163,452 Thanked 152,876 Times in 28,697 Posts	One way to hide your DVDs, is to place the disk behind another one in a different box: you can easily stack two disks inside a DVD case. Lube and condoms can fit inside a Playstation 3 or X-Box 360, the masturbating device could go in the pocket of an overcoat at the back of your wardbobe. __________________ SOME OF MY CONTENT POSTS ARE DOWN: FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME AND I'LL RE-UPLOAD THEM

20th March 2011, 13:33	#7
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20th March 2011, 13:41	#8
brosaph1000 The Son of America Forum Lord Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 1,433 Thanks: 3,116 Thanked 10,220 Times in 1,073 Posts	Get a Lib3rty $afe for your home. It is the best on the market to keep and protect your valuables. What you and I consider to be valuable might be entirely different, however; a Liberty Safe knows no prejudice. They are heavy and worth their weight in gold. Put your secret stash in one of these. keep in mind: You always pay a premium for better protection.....if you can't afford it/ don't bother Last edited by brosaph1000; 20th March 2011 at 13:46.

20th March 2011, 03:34	#2
GatheringStorm Novice Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Ducati Heaven Posts: 78 Thanks: 669 Thanked 73 Times in 40 Posts	I have a special trunk that I keep my goodies in Like you, I still live with my mom, and she doesn't respect my privacy even though I am quite of age! So I popped out to the local HobbyLobby and bought myself a chest with a lock. Simple. Easy. Effective. Now she can't find my dildo and scream/cry "Oh my God Stacy! Whats THIS?!?!?!?" LOL Oh, and DON'T put it in the closet, that makes them suspicious

20th March 2011, 13:49	#9
Veronike Junior Member Newbie Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 27 Thanks: 5 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	I have all my things in my computer

20th March 2011, 16:58	#10
nitronori Junior Member Novice Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 30 Posts	I just got 2 tb WD internal HDD. I have it in a labrynth of folders with some 'traps' and invisible folders (alt+0160), the labrynth is huge. Don't have toys.