Sex advice corner

[alley cat]

Sorry if I missed a similar thread elsewhere, but I promise you this thread will be superior in quality so you may aswell close all other similar threads!!!! Only kidding ofcourse.

Anyway, hopefully this takes off as a place to ask the community about whatever sexual conundrums be happening your way.

So I'll start it off.


I'm a guy, been with a girl a very long time, in love and all that. Only been with the one gal, yup - crazy, anyway, I get this offer.


I was fixing this milfs tv, I setup A/V for people, for pay. She lives in this plush pad, drives a big BMW, works out everyday and has massive boobies. Everytime I go around she's in her smalls, ass hanging out, the lot. I think to myself, she's a nutter, don't even flirt! Shell chop me up, a real business type I thought.


So anyway after several trips over several months, she starts coming onto me, sending me steamy text messages.

Anyway I was seeing my self out last week, after a repair, and I wished her a merry Christmas and she's right in with tongues! Anyway I made my excuses and left.

But now she's texting me all the time saying she just wants a bit of fun. Texting me pics of her in her lingerie! Feckin hot!

So what do you guys/gals think? I am curious, but don't want to lose my partner. I think I need to get it out of my system, I've been repressing the urge for a while now! If I don't do it I'll think I'm missing out, if I do I might be able to get over my limited experience and move on.

Ahh what to do ??

[ebbie]

Turn it into a movie.

That's the sarcasm out of the way.

The serious answer is this. How do you think your girlfriend would feel if she found out you were fucking someone else? How would you feel if she were fucking someone else?

See where I'm going here, Skippy?

Look. Bottom line. All sorts of people will say "go for it" and "she will never know" But you will and one day so will she and even if she doesn't none of that matters. Cheating does. You can't take it back. Once things like trust are gone they are gone for good. The test of a relationship is not what they find out or don't, it's whether they matter enough for you to turn down the easy offers for. If they don't, break up with them and go have fun. If they do say to the strange " Thanks. I'm flattered. But I'm spoken for and I don't cheat." Then go home to your girl. She's the one who's there even when things are shitty and you need a friend. All the good sex in the world isn't worth as much.

[Dustbunny]

Totally agree with ebby.
It isn't worth it.

I also think this is a game (from her side) about sexual power and even though it sounds flattering, getting the 'red carpet spread so easily', you'd get the short end of the deal, being such an easy prey and having to deal with your conscience afterwards.

[Guru Brahmin]

Originally Posted by alley cat

I've been repressing the urge for a while now!

Well! That's not a good thing!

On a similar note, I have these 2 growths under my peen. I think they're tumors. On chilly days, they seem to suck up, but in warmer climes tend to dangle and clank around my kneecaps. Should I have them removed?

[alley cat]

Originally Posted by ebbie

Turn it into a movie.

That's the sarcasm out of the way.

The serious answer is this. How do you think your girlfriend would feel if she found out you were fucking someone else? How would you feel if she were fucking someone else?

See where I'm going here, Skippy?

Look. Bottom line. All sorts of people will say "go for it" and "she will never know" But you will and one day so will she and even if she doesn't none of that matters. Cheating does. You can't take it back. Once things like trust are gone they are gone for good. The test of a relationship is not what they find out or don't, it's whether they matter enough for you to turn down the easy offers for. If they don't, break up with them and go have fun. If they do say to the strange " Thanks. I'm flattered. But I'm spoken for and I don't cheat." Then go home to your girl. She's the one who's there even when things are shitty and you need a friend. All the good sex in the world isn't worth as much.

Hey, thanks.

To both of you for telling me what I already knew!!

As for the sarcasm, fair play! Deserve it. Bear in mind I haven't yet and probably won't. I just felt y'all would tell it like it is.

Thanks!

[alley cat]

Originally Posted by Urge0k

Well! That's not a good thing!

On a similar note, I have these 2 growths under my peen. I think they're tumors. On chilly days, they seem to suck up, but in warmer climes tend to dangle and clank around my kneecaps. Should I have them removed?

Holy shit, I hope you are joking....

Go to a doctor! Now!

[alexora]

Originally Posted by alley cat

I was fixing this milfs tv, I setup A/V for people, for pay. She lives in this plush pad, drives a big BMW, works out everyday and has massive boobies. Everytime I go around she's in her smalls, ass hanging out, the lot. I think to myself, she's a nutter, don't even flirt! Shell chop me up, a real business type I thought.

Originally Posted by alley cat

So anyway after several trips over several months, she starts coming onto me, sending me steamy text messages.

Anyway I was seeing my self out last week, after a repair, and I wished her a merry Christmas and she's right in with tongues! Anyway I made my excuses and left.

If it takes you several visits, over several months to sort out this woman's TV/satellite/cable, you probably need to re-train as an AV installer...

Despite this, if you are happy with your girl, you have no need to put it all in jeopardy by sleeping around, particularly with a woman who sends you texts and pics of herself.

[Karmafan]

I agree with ebbie. One more thing to add...

No matter how well you plan and can think this is a sure thing that will never come back to bite you in the ass you can assume that one day it will. Shit ALWAYS has a way of happening and no matter how careful you would be you would get caught.

Even if you would never get caught have the mentality that you would get caught and it would make turning this MILF down easier to swallow.

[oxana]

This woman already sounds like a liability you don't need.

How do you thing that's going to change if you give into temptation ?

It's all a game to her, now at least.
When those occasional romps in the hay finally get stopped by you, as sooner or later you'll want to - if you go this route, because you must know:
a) It won't be a one off.
b) When you finally wake up and want out; she will most likely somehow 'make you pay' for her rejection.

Cut ties whilst you are still safe.

PS: Maybe just keep her details for a little sport for a while if/when your current relationship breaks up though ......

[alley cat]

Originally Posted by alexora

If it takes you several visits, over several months to sort out this woman's TV/satellite/cable, you probably need to re-train as an AV installer...

Yup! Lots of shiny shiny things to be installed. She once paid me to rip a cd to itunes! Maybe I should charge for the sex.....