Sucking your own dick

[Tristann]

Hey,

a simple question: if you were flexible enough (or your dick little/much longer), would you try to suck your own cock ?

I'm interested in your answer.

For girls, tell use if you would eat your own pussy if you could. I don't think it's possible unless you break your back, but who knows ?

[thruster315]

Wasn't this one of Ron Jeremy's schticks early on where he could at least suck the tip of his dick? This was obviously before he got the gut that prevented his feet from ever getting wet in the shower but that's another sordid story altogether.

[greyorgray15]

Genuinely it's my second most frequent dream that I can remember (first one is not sexual). I really interested in the idea after playing the game Warlock and Boobs. The weird thing is in my dream, like in the game, it's very nonchalant. Like as mundane as drinking morning coffee.

I remember seeing it on the cartoon Metalokalypse as a kid, but it was just for jokes because none of the men were healthy.

Like most efforts to improve my body, I gave up on building my flexibility after like 2 days out of forgetfulness.

[Tristann]

Only 1/3 would do it ?
I was expecting something more like 2/3.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Tristann

Only 1/3 would do it ?
I was expecting something more like 2/3.

Are you kidding? Every guy in the world would never leave their house.

[GCXXXX]

I guess I'm one of the few who totally would not want that? Why would I want to cum in my own mouth?

[Tristann]

Originally Posted by GCXXXX

I guess I'm one of the few who totally would not want that? Why would I want to cum in my own mouth?

Because you can.

[thruster315]

Originally Posted by Tristann

Because you can.

In a roundabout way it reinforces that old adage of "Ain't no one can beat me off like I can beat me off"

[I-can-haz-porn]

I don't think it's physically possible to do that to yourself. And probably for good reason. Guys generally aren't that flexible or have dicks THAT long. I'm sure there are a few exceptions out there.

BUT, that's why there are women on this planet.

I'd much prefer a woman to do that to me and swallow my load. So hot.

[Tristann]

Originally Posted by I-can-haz-porn

I don't think it's physically possible to do that to yourself. And probably for good reason. Guys generally aren't that flexible or have dicks THAT long. I'm sure there are a few exceptions out there.

BUT, that's why there are women on this planet.

I'd much prefer a woman to do that to me and swallow my load. So hot.

Well, just check out the pic in my first post.

It's difficult to perform, you need both a long dick or to be very flexible. Maybe it's part of our evolution process that made that men being able to suck their own dick were less prone to fornicate with girls and thus dissipeared.

I wish we could ask Darwin.

Ron Jeremy was doing it for instance.

A girl licking her own pussy is something I've never seen however.


Ok, so on a much less exciting level, who can lick his own elbow ? (I can't but didn't try to much tbh)