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10th October 2013, 22:02
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several George Carlin quotes arranged into one large one that rhymes
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Put down that stick before you put out someone's eye. The planet is fine, the people are fucked, As for the sanctity of life, we made the whole thing up. Legally drunk should be all out legal, Just like chickens are decent people. They keep saying get on the plane, I tell em "Fuck you I'm getting in the plane!" The invisible man living in the sky Doesn't impress me, I'm a happy guy. Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a pear, do I care? The Hawaii Hamsters defeated and then ate the Cincinnati Mice, That's not fine, its not even nice. Greater wisdom, higher order or bigger plan? When in doubt, ask the Ice Box Man. For some people, suicide can be a thrill. But beware, the wrong underwear can kill. Words and language with anger can get rough, While hoarders keep getting buried in piles of stuff. Seven dirty words drove the FCC insane, And now the circles are moving faster, and headed for the drain. The system is collapsing, all the bets are in, The joker is laughing, or wearing a shit-eating grin. Time to put my pride up on a shelf, Have a particularly jaunty day....and go fuck yourself! We miss you, George!
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11th October 2013, 03:47
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Rodney: Trigger did you have big classes at your school?
Trigger: No not very big..... High ceilings though Boycie: And a few low ones, remember your accident Trigger: Oh yea! Denzil: Yeah, Trig was walking through one of the corridors and he smacked right into a mind your head sign. Boycie: Gave him a right clout, his family sued the education authorities for brain damage Del boy: Judge awarded him £7.50 Albert: How'd you walk into a mind your head sign, didn't you see it? Trigger: Of Course I saw it, but in those days I couldn't read Only Fools and horses |
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11th October 2013, 05:12
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Homer: I don't know. The Internet? (The Simpsons) |
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11th October 2013, 06:23
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11th October 2013, 08:15
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"Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind." - George Carlin
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11th October 2013, 17:26
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12th October 2013, 05:57
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
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12th October 2013, 16:48
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