Moronic Pornstar Tattoos

[SadVarant]

Originally Posted by Seven Churches

[CENTER]Mercedez Santos

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Wu-Tang!

The Wu-Tang Clan symbol could actually make a really nice looking tattoo, but that is just not it. Wow, it looks so lazily done.

Of course, half of these girls could be more a victim of a shitty tattooist than of making a poor choice themselves. What they think could look great might indeed look great depending on who the tattooist is. Get a tattooist who doesn't know what he's doing, and even the best idea will fail.

[thruster315]

This is a genuine question on my part being a non-tattoed person now. I've always wondered about the motivation of people who get tattoos in places they themselves cannot see or enjoy. Without having the aid of a mirror or someone else telling them that it's cool (or not) I find their location of some tattoos baffling. I get it if it's a some continuation a a full sleeve or to finish off an intended design, but the smaller tattoos of dolphins, hearts, anchors or lover's names in places that one can't even enjoy is beyond me. Who's the tattoo for at that point?

Someone help me here.

Originally Posted by thruster315

This is a genuine question on my part being a non-tattoed person now. I've always wondered about the motivation of people who get tattoos in places they themselves cannot see or enjoy. Without having the aid of a mirror or someone else telling them that it's cool (or not) I find their location of some tattoos baffling. I get it if it's a some continuation a a full sleeve or to finish off an intended design, but the smaller tattoos of dolphins, hearts, anchors or lover's names in places that one can't even enjoy is beyond me. Who's the tattoo for at that point?

Someone help me here.

I got a tattoo on the upper right part of my back. Mostly because I felt that was where it would look best on my body. I don't mind looking in the mirror sometimes if I want to enjoy it. Also, it wouldn't have fit on my arm.....

I guess it's mostly personal taste, as I just don't feel like it would have looked right anywhere else.

[gimpanzee]

I'm a beautiful and unique snowflake by virtue of not having any body "Art"! Practically everyone in my social circle is inked, from white-collar trendies with their hideous Hipster oh-so-ronic sailor tats to wannabe Rockers who wish to compliment the latest metal shard they've payed an extortionate price to have bolted through their nasal cavity . As you do. Collecting tats like fucking Pokemon some are, a veritable obsession. Remember the days when tattoos were almost exclusively associated with crims, sailors and whores?

The memorialisation of an event of particular import of the life of the individual is well and good but getting some random tribal shit etched into your flesh just as to project yourself as some counter-cultural paragon is so fucking passé at this stage. Amazing how a stamp of defiance and rebellion has become just a another sanitised facet of our Mocha-frappachino bullshit culture. Rant over....almost.

What baffles me is how some of these fools are oblvious to the fact that with onset of old age, the squirting out a few puppies or just piling on a some extra pounds on will see some of these monstrosities worsen aesthetically. In 40 years time when Starlet X goes to have her adult diaper changed I'm sure the care staff will admire the barb-wire motif enclosing her anal cavity and try not to projectile vomit.

[marcusaurelius]

I have a couple to mention --

Paris Kennedy - She had a small tramp stamp which was fine, but then started with that sleeves crap. Total turnoff. Now I check the previews carefully and don't even bother if it shows that stuff on her.

Amber Blank - (amateur?) She has some truly horrible stuff on her chest. Thankfully she normally wears some type of top that covers it, but in a vid called NTB_IR_Wht_Bmb it is plainly visible. Yuck.

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[SadVarant]

Transsexual porn star Safari Star. I liker her, but you honestly couldn't get more goofy looking tattoos if you tried.

[4thHorseman]

Originally Posted by SadVarant

Transsexual porn star Safari Star. I liker her, but you honestly couldn't get more goofy looking tattoos if you tried.

Those do look rather silly and I'm not a big fan of monochromatic stars as tattoo subjects anyway. My first thought was it might be a cover up for something even more embarrassing. However, at least in that photo, the ink looks very even and I tend to doubt its covering anything. It does remind me of a old sailors ass I saw that had a port propeller on one cheek and starboard propeller tattooed on the other.

[oscar8771]

Whatever this awful thing is on Ashlynn Brooke.

[gingergauge]

Originally Posted by oscar8771

Whatever this awful thing is on Ashlynn Brooke.

It's supposed to be an Angel but, yeah, why would she put that on that beautiful body?!

Even worse, I think, is the lizard (left) and dice (right) on her tummy. I LOVE Ashlynn but, seriously girl, what where you thinking? She mentioned in several interviews that she's having them removed with laser treatment. In fact, you can see they are noticeably lighter in the scenes she did toward the end of her career.

[4thHorseman]

I really don't think the Angel on Ashlynn's lower back is that bad. It's not the best work I've seen but I think it's far from awful.