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Update on Summer Rae/Fandango
WWE NXT Diva Summer Rae noted on Twitter that she was backstage for Raw last night and will be backstage for Smackdown tonight, however as seen on Raw she did not accompany Fandango to the ring during his entrance. While not confirmed, this was likely to sell the angle that previously took place with Jericho and Rae on Raw.
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Damien Sandow performed that song like a man in charge. That song is a victory of monumental proportions. It is indeed my wish that this gentlemen and scholar holds the next currency in the bank briefcase.
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why not. I guess he might be a contender. Right now I want one of the shield to win, probably Ambrose because he is good on the microphone, although I haven't really heard Rollins do much talking. I read something about how his ROH promos were rubbish, but that never happened because I don't watch ROH.
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Late thoughts on RAW. The video quality I experience RAW in couldn't be found, until the late afternoon. On a good filehost, until this morning. That's bullshit.
1.) It's funny they showed some clips of Heyman and Lesnar's invasion of WWE headquarters. In a way, wouldn't that make this a criminal act? Or I guess it's not since both guys are contracted to WWE. Cena wanted to quote ancient Chinese philosopher, Daniel Bryan. Some "Yes," some "No." Cena mentioned The Ryback staring into Cena's eyes, making some subtle accusation on him, and saying "DTF" stands for "do the Fandango." He also implied he does something when bored and alone. Masturbating? Anyways, Cena said as long as he's medically cleared, he will compete, no rest for the weary. Vickie interrupted Cena to suggest him and The Ryback deciding on a stipulation for their title match at Extreme Rules. It sure took a while for her to say that, after a few mentions of "extreme." Cena suggested stuff such as a whine-off, and The Ryback would so win that, imitating The Ryback's voice, quite accurately too. Cena then suggested a granny panties on a pole match, reference to Vickie. Seriously though, Cena doesn't care, of course. The Ryback's skullcap made it seem like his eyes were, uneven? He looked all "durrr." The Ryback said Cena's Achilles heel is his pride and ego, blah blah blah, he wants a Last Man Standing match. I see, Cena would have a hard time to get up for the ten count with his achilles heel. Huzzah! Psh, he'll be fine by then. 2.) Commentary mentioned what was already said in the opening video, that Lesnar and Heyman invaded WWE HQ. They even showed a tweet from some employee at headquarters. As if that's interesting. 3.) I would rather a rematch with Randall and Cody Rhodes, since their match last week was damn good. Ah well, have to take this rematch with Sandow. Sandow's promo was different than usual. Pretty much bringing his stuff from the JBL & Cole show, and that's singing! Randall's tattoos are heinous, and Sandow will beat on that ignoramous. Sigh, this match is no different than their SmackDown one. Nothing new, just vintage Randall Orton, and vintage Cole commentary (JBL likes to point that out nowadays). Well WWE cameras didn't catch it at first occurrence, and had to replay it, Big Show came from the curtain and knocked Randall out on the stage. I'd rather they show the original shot, rather than Cole be all "look over there!" 4.) Fuck yeah! The original dancer for Fandango returned. I need her name for crying out loud. Oh hey it's Jericho! Jericho suggested a judges' panel to critique Fandango's upcoming match. Jericho's judges to critique Fandingleberry (nice one!), Sweet T and Brodus Clay. That unnamed dancer does a better split than Summer Rae. Tons of Funk both graded Fandango's entrance with 2s, Jericho gave a one. He also flashed a two when Fandango talked, I guess grading his promo? That's funny. R-Truth would dance in the match and get a 10 from Tensai, a 10 from Jericho, and a 42 from Clay. Fandango didn't like that, so he freaking bailed. Great, and Jericho gave a 0 for that. Hehehe. 5.) After blah stuff, interview with Daniel Bryan! He wants a rematch with The Ryback, shows that The Shield can't bring him down. The Ryback came, and said no for Bryan's own sake. He then further bullied Bryan, saying he's half the man The Ryback is. Kane came and tried to threaten The Ryback, but he said Kane's not a monster anymore. Ryback rules. Bitch please! 6.) Ziggler and Del Rio wrestling, and before the commercial break, Swagger and Colter came out. Colter's on commentary! Colter said Del Rio wouldn't get that move on Ziggler. I know what he meant. A botched miss of his corner enzuigiri. Yeah, Del Rio missed it, as planned, but one of his feet landed on Ziggler's head when he avoided that move. Oh man. So the match was going great. Del Rio and Ziggler made up for that aforementioned botch with a reverse superplex, and a sweet kick/selling from Del Rio and Ziggler. All that was going good, until suddenly when Ziggler got the Cross Armbreaker on him, in comes Langston to take Del Rio out of the ring and launch him at Swagger. The segment could've ended there, and the match before that would clearly be better. However, Swagger came back from this extremely (see what I did there?) pissed off and knocked Langston down, grabbed a ladder and speared Ricardo with it. Then he walloped Ziggler with the ladder, and threw it at Del Rio's head. Goodness, Swagger came off extremely strong (too much?), it was pretty fun. 7.) Blah! Just more talk on the Lesnar/Heyman invasion. Just get to the segment, these images are repetitive and crap. After that is showing the WWE/Yahoo partnership. I wonder what this does with the Youtube partnership. I read Yahoo pays WWE, Youtube doesn't. 8.) Kaitlyn's ringtone is pretty cartoonish. She's talking with the Funkadactyls. Strange that Cameron would mention Kaitlyn being locked in the basement, considering the recent news of three women being found after many years of being missing. Ahh, anyways, Kaitlyn read some text or whatever from the secret admirer, referencing a Simpson's Valentine's day episode, that Kaitlyn sure picked up on. Natalya suggested Khali goes undercover to find this secret admirer. Yeah whatever, so all parties left the scene, and from the curtain in that scene, came the Bellas. Talk about stalkers... 9.) Was this the first time there was a "Let's go Shield" chant? Interesting. Anyways, The Shield obviously won against some makeshift trio. The Usos and Kofi, but surprisingly Kofi got the pin, and he just won the US title. Or maybe that's not surprising, since Kofi can't be over for more than 3 months, haha! Anyways, good performance, with some nice highlights, including one from Reigns. His clothesline made JBL cream his pants. 10.) Mr. Main Event rides again, Cesaro wrestles Randall at Main Event. Speak of the Swiss Devil! Cesaro was very much business. No yodeling, wasting Ryder to pieces, and with an interesting promo. He said he puts the "W" in WWE. Which W? Wrestling? Hell yeah man! He said nobody in WWE can hold a candle to the guy. Sweet, he should cut more of these promos. 11.) Ugh, some suspenseful music and move effect to hype out the footage of the "workplace invasion." No mater what more effects they add, it doesn't stray from the fact they showed this too much. After that, Paulie is live via Dwayne Johnson, finally showing this footage he caught of the HQ invasion. Going through the footage, I think Heyman was whistling Fandango's theme when they were on the elevator. Heyman was talking through it all. Throughout this, he made some slanting remarks at the Extreme Rules poster, Andre's handprints, posters on the fourth floor not showing Brock, one including The Rock. They made it to HHH's office, oh wait, Paul Levesque's office. Hunter's office had the World Heavyweight Championship, a picture of him, Shawn Michaels, and The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 28. Lesnar ripped the crap out of Hunter's laptop, broke the keyboard into pieces, punched the monitor out, took the sledgehammer off Hunter's wall, and destroyed everything. He broke the hammer head off. He's making a complete mess, as if pissed off. It's a bit surprising they allowed this. Someone has to clean all that crap up. It was, well, extreme. So extreme that one of the W's in the WWE logo fell off. After that comes Heyman back via Dwayne Johnson. No more discouraging Lesnar, but encouraging him to annihilate Hunter. He's saying all this while holding a messed up looking World Heavyweight Championship title. Heyman kept saying "further" until Hunter's music came. Hunter addressed Heyman on the tron. Hunter didn't seem too angry with the invasion in his office, saying he can go extreme and stuff, referencing him co-founding DX and tearing through the Attitude Era. He said his other office, is in the middle of the ring, with a great view of the fans. Hunter claimed Lesnar never became a man, and was wanting a piece of Brock. Lesnar didn't come to HHH's other office, and this segment is done. That video in WWE Headquarters was pretty good, despite the fact they hyped this too much. Speaking of too much. Of course with the recaps from earlier in the show. Earlier was the opening segment, and after this was The Ryback's confrontation with Team Hell No. 12.) Sighhhhh, same footage hyping the E! show, Total Divas. Rockpocalypse, an app on Dwayne?! Jeez, and it's on him fighting zombies, with a new update where pie is his fuel. What the hell man? You can make an app on anything and people will download it like sheep. Why did The Bellas bail on AJ in the end of the match? That's not cool at all, it's AJ carrying that damn team. She was in the ring the most anyways, 6 diva tag team match, but as mentioned earlier, was basically AJ vs. Kaitlyn and the Funkadactyls. When will AJ and Kaitlyn wrestle for the title? I'm hoping Extreme Rules, tables match? That just came to mind. 13.) Mark Henry's in the ring to cut a promo on Sheamus. He said Sheamus will make his entrance and act. Mark Henry don't act. He even played with the fans' stupid "what" chant. Called them puppets! Damn skippy. I loved that. Henry laid down the gauntlet, a match with Sheamus at Extreme Rules. The fans still doing the what treatment. He guarantees that people will remember their match forever, and out comes Sheamus. Mark Henry showed video of what he did to Sheamus the past couple weeks, and with Sheamus out, he wanted to show what he's done to Henry, Sheamus and Mark Henry were ready to come to blows, until Wade Barrett came out, the Europeans got a match... 14.) Goodness gracious! Cole could not shut up, despite Henry wanting him to do that. Early into the match after commercial break, Sheamus would fake throwing Barrett onto him, followed by a vintage Brogue Kick. Well Wade loses again, despite being the damn Intercontinental Champion. The match was eh, but Henry's whipping of Sheamus with one of the WWE doctor's belts, after the match, was sweet. It became clear to me that some of the segments here were too much better than the matches in this show. A shame in that respect. Henry had a sweet line saying "whoop you like you stole something, boy!" Nice! I guess the match will be a strap match. Mix tug of war and a strap, they touched both of those individually now. Sheamus kept poking the bear, and paid for it, which is just what was said during the Sheamus and Big Show rivalry. Sheamus never learns... 15.) A tale of the tape? As if this Kane vs. The Ryback match was some moment in time. Not really. Next week there is going to be a dance off between Jericho and Fandango. Oh shit! 16.) Leave it to WWE to devalue a segment with their recaps. A recap of the invasion of WWE HQ. Some of the women there were nice looking. Heyman made a comment on one of them being prettier than Steph. Ahhh, I don't know. 17.) So The Ryback's second TV match as a heel. Is him turning a heel mean a better in ring performer? Nah, it was all Daniel Bryan on SmackDown. That being said, with this "Monster vs. Monster" match, it wasn't that far removed from say, The Ryback vs. Mark Henry at Wrestlemania. Better to look at, and the feat of strength from The Ryback came at the end of the match, not after it. He lifted Kane on his shoulder from the corner, and made it to the center of the ring to do his Shell Shock. So that match comes and go, hype from commentary not justified of course. Segment time, was it better than the match? Eh? Not so much, The Shield came out, D-Bryan came out, The Ryback bailed. Cena came out, The Ryback comes back, Cena's laid out by a chair. That's it. One thing, thank goodness they didn't do the gimmick where The Ryback counts down Cena. That is such an easy cliche for Last Man Standing angles, and it doesn't help one has already seen two of them earlier in the year, in the span of less than a month! |
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Kofi and Hell No vs The Shield at ER ( alllegedly!) :/ I think most of us were hoping for a tag team title defense instead.
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Lets hope I'm ( or they) are talking shit. I wonder which variation of ADR vs Swagger vs Dolph we will see next week. I can pretty much predict each move that is coming next because I've seen them so much. At least the ppv is soon. I'm looking forward to the ladder match. I also wonder what sort of match Henry vs Sheamus will be. Cesaro was great on Monday. I guess the match on main event let the idiots in WWE know what he is capable of. I hope he stays serious. |
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Screw Kofi! Err, since Ambrose pinned Kingston in that match, it does make sense to put him in, but dammit. Why not just Roman Reigns vs. Kingston, as the opening match to the PPV, then Ambrose/Rollins vs. Team Hell No? A clean sweep for The Shield (Kofi doesn't have to put the US title on the line). Anyways...
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