Moronic Pornstar Tattoos

[gimpanzee]

@山川智之 - Thanks for the translation pal, utterly fucking ludicrous floral motif going on as well! Looks like it was inked by a hook-pawed chimp on on a vibro-plate. Oh Hayden...you foolish, foolish girl. Seriously the average IQ of the people they associate with must be in the fuckin' single digits...."Hows about this for a design", "Yeh babe its teh awesomez"!

[rasheed]

I can tolerate tattoos anywhere on the body except tits and pussy. Putting tattoos on your sexual organs is slapping God in the face.

[thruster315]

Hollie Hatton- she's actually kind of cute with a decent rack. The tatts on her right arm I can tolerate. The left arm looks like a sleeve in the works.

But it's the other tattoos on her that absolutely look scatter shot and no thought as to what and where. It looks as though she lost a pie throwing contest. It almost seemed as though her thought process was "Hey I got me a patch of skin here and I have X amount of dollars to pay the tattoo guy. I wonder what I can afford".

I get it that people who get tattoos want them to be significant and meaningful- but this sort of design work really doesn't even come close to any sort of bigger picture. The tattoos look as though they were all done spur of the moment without as much thought of their relationship to the rest of the artwork on her body.

I'm always of the theory "THINK BEFORE YOU INK!"

[Miskatonic]

Originally Posted by DemonicGeek

The guy's tatt looks like something you'd get in prison when you aren't thinking about when you get released.

And I think biker chicks have tended to abandon the *property of...* motif for the females, and then that was like...t-shirts or belt buckles I think.

There needs to be an asterisk by her "property of war machine" tattoo, and a comment below that says "...and every porn star that fucks her."

[Miskatonic]

Women just need to stay away from tattoos in general. I've seldom seen a woman with a tattoo that actually complimented her figure. The "suicide girls" are the worst offenders.

Michelle Peters, the first time I saw her I remember thinking she was attractive. Then I saw the tattoo, I just don't understand getting a tattoo there......

Originally Posted by Miskatonic

Women just need to stay away from tattoos in general. I've seldom seen a woman with a tattoo that actually complimented her figure. The "suicide girls" are the worst offenders.

I can tolerate one here or there but in general I hate tats on women (and men),
because they tend to make them all look like truck stop hookers.
Suicide Girls are one thing because it's their site and if you login there,
you know it's going to be tattooed girls.

However the regular porn sites that do it just piss me off.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen an new absolutely gorgeous woman,
until she takes her clothes off...then it's like meh.

Starlets like Ariana Marie spring to mind.
Without the tats she'd be almost flawless, but with them...ugh.

[Miskatonic]

Yeah tattoos are only the start on SG pics, then you have rainbow dyed dreadlocks and other crap. I don't mind a few piercings but the other stuff just looks idiotic and not sexy at all. I know there are people who dig that thing so I'm not knocking them but I just don't get it. Another reason why I like 90's porn, tattoos were a novelty. I can't imagine someone as hot as Ashlyn Gere covered in tattoos.

[vultair]

Originally Posted by Anadin

Christy Mack

Looks wise she's absolutely stunning but she doesn't really do it for me a performer, don't think I really like what little of her personality I've seen, she's dating a guy universally known to be a douche (He Beat up former girlfriend Alanah Rae) and then she now has this tattoo.

I wonder if this dude has even seen that Nick Cage movie called 8mm, he wouldn't be so keen to call himself War Machine then

[einlogger]

Originally Posted by D3m0n!c

Michelle Peters, the first time I saw her I remember thinking she was attractive. Then I saw the tattoo, I just don't understand getting a tattoo there......

Is that a fucking Ravener tattoo?



Personally I'm on the edge about tattoos on girls...I like alt/emo chicks with good ink work (Emma Mae, Havana Sin) or even extreme stuff (Bonnie Rotten, Indigo Augustine), but I absolutely HATE small tattoos. Like just a cat paw on a boob, heart on the hips, tribal above the ass, etc. but no other tattoos. Mark of the skank, pretty much.