Adult Gossip Thread

[bill_az]

To be honest, I'm not "around" them all that often. I don't want their laziness to wear off on me. And believe me, as a collective group, there is none lazier than porno.

Let's not confuse "whores I like" with "nice whores." Looks can be deceiving. There are more than enough of them who are physically attractive. Mindy Main is one of my personal preferences. She is also very pleasant to meet...it's just that she is as stupid as a ball peen hammer. Lexi Bardot is funny--she once put her cell phone on vibrate, stuck it in her pussy and then gave everyone the number. But she's also a huge alkie--she asked me to bring her an entire botle of Ketel to a porn show...and she said that would get her through Friday.

But, alas, there are a few whores who I have some respect for. Danni Ashe always struck me as smart, and she ran her business herself. It just got too big for her to keep track of (now retired and living in Montana). Kelly Madison is another. Pason did exactly what she said she was going to do--porn flicks for 3-4 years and take the money and open a pilates studio. Which is exactly what she did. There are others, but the list is kinda short.

I have never met an agent/suitcase pimp who wasn't just the scummiest person in the world. Most directors are creeps too, even the females. Remember Mason, the one who used to walk around wearing a burka? C'mon...

Originally Posted by Rottfire

What is the bottom of the barrel in the adult industry? (Fetish? Gang Bangs?)
(I ask because though times are tough is there a way to track when a star is on the way out?)

The gang bang, the creampie and the shemale are the bottom of the barrel, at least in the U.S. Example, Ariana Jollee flew to Europe to do a 50-guy creampie gangbang, then flew a month later to Brazil to get tag teamed in the ass by 15 trannies, and Nacho Vidal. Why they let her back into the U.S. is a mystery to me, at least not without a month soaking in a tub of penicillin.

[Sour-Kraut]

THX again Bill

I am not trying to beg. But seriously when you in a reflective mood and feel like sharing please continue with your insight.

[Lena]

Originally Posted by bill_az

Most directors are creeps too, even the females. Remember Mason, the one who used to walk around wearing a burka? C'mon...

What about Suze Randall, did you ever meet her?

[ant1dote]

Just saw crackwhore Courtney Cummz say that the porn industry is going down cause of piracy on my local 11 clock news. I hate that bitch

[bill_az]

Originally Posted by Lena

What about Suze Randall, did you ever meet her?

Just her daughter. Holly is hot, and she has an English degree from UCLA. Not exactly Yale, but still

[bustman]

I'm friends with Domonique Simone and she got her boobs done AGAIN! That's the third boob job in a year!

[Lena]

Originally Posted by ant1dote

Just saw crackwhore Courtney Cummz say that the porn industry is going down cause of piracy on my local 11 clock news. I hate that bitch

I think "Courtney" has been "going down" too much and she's depriving her brain of oxygen.

People who download for free will never pay pornoville. They are the "everything on the internet should be for free you fascists" crowd.

[bill_az]

Originally Posted by Lena

I think "Courtney" has been "going down" too much and she's depriving her brain of oxygen.

People who download for free will never pay pornoville. They are the "everything on the internet should be for free you fascists" crowd.

Considering that Brazz & Vivid own two of the biggest porn tubes on the internet, I'd say they have hoisted themselves on their own petard. Blimey.

Like I said, pornographers are some of the most toweringly stupid businessmen/women in the world. It's why they are in porn. The day that porn becomes even remotely socially acceptable, they will be out of work, because much more business savvy people will come in and supplant them.

[bill_az]

Newest dirt is that Janine Lindemulder got married. Of course this is a big susprise to anyone because porn's favorite heroin addict has just gotten out of prison, following her conviction on tax evasion...that's $200,000 in unpaid taxes, no fucking wonder we were in a recession.

And no, I don't have time to tell the story about how she lost custody of her baby to the "new" Mrs. Jesse James aka Sandra Bullock. Here's the story:

This guy. I’ll call him Lefty. I’m not going to give you his real name because he is not in the public eye as far as I can tell, and he also has a kid or two that haven’t been put on "private" yet. I’ll tell you what I can about him without breaking into his privacy too much-

Lefty got out of Federal prison in May and in JUNE was living in a half way house (Maybe where he met Janine?)

In May, Lefty talks often of "loving Sarah" (Janine’s real name is Janine, so it’s not her). The Sarah that I can trace from him has the same home town A.V. (Antelope Valley/Lancaster) California, is almost the same age, early 30’s and calls herself an Aryan Princess.

Lefty doesn’t drink or smoke, but likes tattoos, He also says several times " Thank God Im White" As do his friends. Lefty’s friends talk about White Power and/or prison and/or tattoos.

Lefty likes the Movie-The Devils Rejects, The television show- Sons of Anarchy, and to read Stephen Hunter/Jack Reacher Novels by Lee Child
(which are about revenge)

So there ya have it. Is he who you would have expected to marry Janine?

I wonder if "Lefty" is code-talk for future arsonist ala Lisa
Left-Eye' Lopes (see: Andre Rison, residential fire, wife with matches in hand)

What a life...from Vince Neil to Steve Hirsch, to Jesse James, to the tranny Vaniity to the Aryan Brotherhood. Those Vivid Contract Girls from 2003-2005 haven't fared very well:

Jenna Jameson: first hubby stole half her fortune, second mope knocked her up with twins. And she and Jacko apparently shared the same plastic surgeon.

Chasey Lain: got so strung out on heroin her boyfr...err suitcase pimp once chained her to a tree.

Tawny: Spent most of her pregnancy doing meth and getting drunk with Mary Carey.

[Lena]

Originally Posted by bill_az

The day that porn becomes even remotely socially acceptable, they will be out of work.

Imagine how boring Planet Suzy would be if porno was socially acceptable