Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[BooBootheBear]

Originally Posted by pelham456

Except for the fact of using an even LESS attractive, pudgIER wombat!

Well...

Originally Posted by BooBootheBear

Let's set aside the fact that she's a barely attractive, pudgy tattooed wombat

What Keely lacks in the looks department she makes up for with a lack of tattoos and a level of professionalism in her performance. None of the women in porn are Meryl Streep but it's not too much to expect that they make a rough stab at playing the character they're supposed to be.

For the purpose of compare/contrast it's (the Keely scene) a good example. It's essentially the same scene. But they've worked out all the shots. And figured out and solved all the problems. And she's engaged in her performance. And the camera is straight and steady.

If you want to very badly video a fat bored middle aged munter fucking then very badly video a fat bored middle aged munter fucking, and then, if you absolutely must, release it on pornhub where it can be ignored like all the other shit that should never have been recorded and that no one wants to see.
Don't waste time distracting us with a failed year seven drama class then trying to package and sell it like a premium production.

Performers adjusting their position so the camera can see the penetration better. Just takes me right out of the moment.

[YeOldePerv]

Originally Posted by Holt1

Performers adjusting their position so the camera can see the penetration better. Just takes me right out of the moment.

Not a problem for me until there's too much man ass in the scene.

[DJboutit]

I hate image sets where the brightness and saturation are a good amount off in post editing these two things are not corrected I have to make these change when I want to create a wallpaper size or upscale the image. Three site that never make these adjustments in post editing Nikkisims Zishy Thisyearsmodel

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[Veronicamars]

Robot or mind control porn

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by Veronicamars

Robot or mind control porn

I agree. That crap is so stupid and comes off a little rapey.

[titsnass]

Poorly lit scenes. It's still porn, not romantic.
2160p video clips at 6GB. FFS, this is porn for consumption not collection.
Mopes whose ideas of foreplay is a perfunctory lick of her arsehole.
Mopes jerking off for half the scene's duration at the end while her tongue cramps up.
High quality production with a gorgeous chick but no budget for lube and she's dry as a bone.
Rant over.

[reclaimer]

Originally Posted by titsnass

2160p video clips at 6GB. FFS, this is porn for consumption not collection.

If you don't want a certain quality and all that entails, every scene has smaller options.

And you're wrong, it IS for collection. The most valuable thing a studio has is their library of scenes. Releasing them in a quality that stands the test of time is good business. Also, every scene is a snapshot of a performer at a certain point in time. I don't care if a star will release 6,000 more scenes over the years. If I like how they look at one time in one scene, I want that one to be as good as possible.

[pelham456]

to each his own, but i'm with T&A here. DLing 6G clips can take 48+ hours, depending on host. and that's on broadband! (something like 3 mos on dialup, maybe?)

and many of these clips don't have smaller/lower-res options.

not such a big prob w pr0n, but really pervasive with TV shows. ppl posting 4G clips of sitcoms here. what's the point?!

i, for one, wish clips would stick to about 400M/hr. that is:

20 min pr0n clip, keep under 135M
30 min sitcom, 200M
1 hr drama, 400M
2 hr movie, 800M

etc.

i can understand afficionados wanting double or treble these, but come on, not 10-20 times!!

[pelham456]

Originally Posted by Veronicamars

Robot or mind control porn

i have never noticed either! pls provide an example.