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23rd August 2024, 13:03 | #551 |
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When you can no longer finish a meal.
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2nd September 2024, 16:42 | #552 |
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Losing hair and going bald & proud !
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When you forget . . .
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What was I looking for in the refrigerator?
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When you stare at the drill bit you've dropped and wince at the thought of picking it up.. *Tim Allen grunt*
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It used to be when I got up and sat on the edge of the bed, I would lite up a cig and finish off the coffee from the night before....
Now I grab a 2 aspirin, finish off the coffee and smoke a cig waiting for the aspirin to kick in....... . |
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When you can no longer see in the dark.
I went to pick up food last night and while the drive is short it felt much longer because it was almost impossible to see. I thank my lucky stars that I neither hit anything or was pulled over.
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24th September 2024, 23:45 | #558 |
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Showing up at work each day and saying "WHYYYYYYY"
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Completely fell asleep on her. She was in the shower and I passed out.
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Surgeries
pepo is not old but my body is showing wear & tear like a geezer. Got married this summer, came home from honeymoon on a monday & had surgery on a blown shoulder two days later. Rotator cuff, inflamed ligament, bone framents, ugh. (Lucky for pepo & mrs pepo that the right 'bone' was 'inflamed' during honeymoon!!) Then, when having followup with doctors they noticed problem with heartbeat & more tests & now have to have stent or stents put in. Stupid heart. think it will be surgery to do it in October. pepo is too pretty to get old so young. .
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