Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Dickminer]

I think small cumshots have already been featured here a lot as a common complaint.
But I would add dribble cumshots. I don't expect each guy to shoot jizz like a fucking geyser, but for spectacle's sake, seeing a guy squeezing out a few specks that he has to force out of his cock by sheer force of gravity ain't it either.
This even affects dudes who manage at least mid-sized loads.
One example is Prince Yahshua, who can manage decent sized loads most of the time, but it's often a dribble-cum finish, which ain't that hot in terms of delivery.

[Ficiones69]

bts scenes wtf is this trend

why release the same scene just with the camera man in frame

[emale]

Wannabe OnlyFan stars who can only have sex for 5 minutes before they are spent.

[pelham456]

worse than a BTS clip -- which u can just skip wholesale -- is a real clip bookended by BTS.

this seems to be really common w BDSM vids. 10 mins asking gal if she's "looking forward to it" (yeah, it's her first time...always). 20 mins of action. then 10 more mins asking "how was it". i can't hit FFW fast enuf!

"He tied me up, he slapped me around, he dumped a wad in my face. It was so very different from anything i've ever experienced before!!"

give that gal an oscar!

[Ficiones69]

if everythings rare nothing is

[pelham456]

NOSERINGS!

is there anything else so gross?!

just discovered rae lil black in another thread; thought she was pretty cute, but the first 4 vids i DLed had her hooped up like an ox. delete, delete.

luckily she has others without it, but it's a minefield. at least 50/50 in her case.

[JohnD2022]

Originally Posted by Dickminer

I think small cumshots have already been featured here a lot as a common complaint.
But I would add dribble cumshots. I don't expect each guy to shoot jizz like a fucking geyser, but for spectacle's sake, seeing a guy squeezing out a few specks that he has to force out of his cock by sheer force of gravity ain't it either.
This even affects dudes who manage at least mid-sized loads.
One example is Prince Yahshua, who can manage decent sized loads most of the time, but it's often a dribble-cum finish, which ain't that hot in terms of delivery.

Agree completely. What's even worse: cumshot compilations where most of the cumshots are lame. Why would you include a cumshot in a compilation unless it was somehow memorable?

Also: a girl's face is more than just her chin. A good facial should hit the forehead, too.

[pelham456]

agree on the last couple. it should appear that the guy is FIGHTING it OFF. as in, "i don't WANT to come, but you're too damn hot" type attitude. not, "here, let me STRUGGLE to get this out, coz i'm BORED to tears...."

speaking of which, either of u know that MONIQUE video where it looks like a firehose hit her?

i kept that around for years to use as spam, but after losing the clip, now i can't remember what vid it came from. would love to find, extract, and start using again! u cannot watch that scene w/o cracking up!!

[DimsumDynam]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

if everythings rare nothing is

LMAO! And how RARE can it be when THOTHUB and CAMWHORES.TV are watermarked over the original OF url? If those sites have it, then 1000's of people already have it = not RARE

[pelham456]

Originally Posted by pelham456

rae lil black...luckily she has others without it....

i stand corrected. she has it on in all vids/pics i've found; it's just that it's hard to see in some of them. lighting, shadows, etc.

mercifully.