Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[uglybob]

Originally Posted by Miskatonic

This has more to do with softcore porn. I absolutely hate any and all softcore porn where a male is present in the video. This goes for Playboy, B-movies, etc. If there is no actual penetration going on then there is no need for a guy to be in the video. Playboy has wasted so many opportunities for great videos of amazingly sexy playmates with this bullshit.

Also bikini/stripper/wet t-shirt contests where they have to spend half the time focused on the crowd and the douchebags hosting the event. Just keep the goddamn camera on the women.

I completely agree. This is what stopped me from buying Playboy vids back in the 80s and 90s.

[Ficiones69]

pick a damm name

[SynchroDub]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

pick a damm name

She has 3
How many names do she still need?

[skorupa]

Originally Posted by thruster315

Too true and probably too sad.

guys on boner medication tickle my funny bone more than anything else. Saw an :ahem: "orgy" movie lately and I was surprised to find out it was ninety minutes in length. I thought it consisted of at least four separate segments, but NO, it was literally the guys thrusting the girls for 90m, as there was not even an ending!! You could literally see the guys using the girls as gym workout machines to what seems forever moving their pelvises back and forth at unhealthy speeds, and the girls were getting tired and bored. Why would they ever think this is saucy, it is quite the opposite really. It's laughable and stupid.

[uglybob]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

pick a damm name

a lot of pornstar's names are owned by studios. This is a big reason that eastern euro women have a bunch of names.

[Ficiones69]

Originally Posted by uglybob

a lot of pornstar's names are owned by studios.

thats messed up

what do the studios reuse the names when the girl leaves?

[Volcan]

Orgies fucking suck. You're always there for one girl in particular and most of the time she's tucked away at the back of the frame.
And if it's really bad she'll be paired up with the weakest performer of the bunch.

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by Volcan

Orgies fucking suck. You're always there for one girl in particular and most of the time she's tucked away at the back of the frame.
And if it's really bad she'll be paired up with the weakest performer of the bunch.

Lucie Wilde orgy for Legal Porno was exactly like that. She was the new busty sensation everyone was going crazy over so LP put her in an 5 vs. 5 orgy. She is barely in it and most of the action was focused on the other lesser attractive girls.

At one point she gets DPed by JonJon (American BBC) and another guy and the cameraman missed it. You see her being DPed in the corner of she screen while the camera is focused on another girl.

[uglybob]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

thats messed up

what do the studios reuse the names when the girl leaves?

No. They can be used by other companies if they pay a licensing fee. Doubt that happens often.

[Wallingford]

GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK GUK

Just not a fan.