Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[lavicia]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

Alina Lopez is wearing underwear for the entire duration of that scene.

One thing I will never wrap my head around is porn in which the woman isn't naked.

You mean there are really people out there who see a naked woman, and think "it would be so much sexier if I couldn't see her tits, or if she had her dress covering her stomach for the whole scene"? Really? Honestly? Are there actually people out there who think like this??

I am one of them. Think of it as gift wrapping or the icing on the cake. Nudity is our natural state, sexy outfits show intent. I personally hate it when they show girls in sexy outfits at the start of the scene and by 1m 30s she's naked and it's like every other scene you've ever saw.

[lavicia]

The dress over the stomach thing is usually to hide a fat gut or saggieness there. I hate it too mind you.

[lavicia]

The Piledriver position. It looks uncomfortable and awkward for both parties and it doesn't look like it feels that great.

[Coffee & Porn]

I don't know why these things bug me but they really ruin it or me. First off is the clit rub when fucking. When you see her doing this and you are a pro why isn't he doing it for her. I don't think there is anyone who did this more than Shawna Lenee Long ago on Twitter I asked her and she said "when I'm not doing it you know I'm getting off."

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The second, and I know I'm going to get shit about it but When a performer isn't bigger than me. I know, I know bigger isn't always better but these girls are pros so shouldn't the game be upped.

[Kassidiaris]

One thing that really gets on my nerves... when a scene starts outside, usually next to a pool. And then just before the sex starts, they walk inside and it's fucking on the fucking couch Am I the only person bored to death of watching sex on couches?

[Thebacon]

Originally Posted by lavicia

The dress over the stomach thing is usually to hide a fat gut or saggieness there. I hate it too mind you.

Or in the case of mothers to hide C section scars like Dana Vespoli.

[lavicia]

Porn has become too naturalistic in terms of the lighting, girl next door look, boring sex. I miss the glamorousness and the fantasy of incredible sex with a total bombshell.

[ww345]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

How about when sites use 2 strapons and advertise it as a double penetration? Or use a strapon and say "Watch so and so get fucked".Technically they aren't wrong but when I think of a double penetration scene its not 2 dildos. Its like bait and switch type tactics to get viewers.

the worst was back in the 80's and 90s when they would name a film something like Backdoor to Something or other and then there was no anal in the film

[lavicia]

Originally Posted by Thunder79

I never understand why guys are fucking then pull out and start wanking for a good few minutes until they cum,ask her to finish you off in any way surely...but standing there wanking yourself off when there's a beautiful woman naked in front of you is a serious head scratcher.

The mopes are not even making any physical contact with the woman most of the time; they're literally just beating off.

It's especially annoying when it's supposed to be a blowjob/handjob/titfuck scene. Even if it's not specific to that genre you'll see them pull out of a titfuck for instance to beat off.

[disorder]

I really hate holiday themed porn. Maybe it's because the normal media hammers you with ads related to whatever holiday it is at the time, but it just irritates me.