Male stars that ruin the scene for you

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

I'm seriously debating whether or not to DL it. On the one hand I'm something of a pornstar Completest, but then again, do I dare tempt the Fates and stare into the face of the Gorgon turning my turgid pole into a Mr Softee as I look into the He-Medusa's freaky countenance.

Same here. Coco looks really good in the screen caps, but is it worth the download when I will probably end up deleting it.

Btw, do you think he grew his hair out to hide the bolts protruding from his neck?

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

Same here. Coco looks really good in the screen caps, but is it worth the download when I will probably end up deleting it.

Btw, do you think he grew his hair out to hide the bolts protruding from his neck?

Most definitely Lando. I just wish Tommy Two-Tone would grow a massive pubic thatch out until it covers up the bottom colored portion of his two tone dick

[YeOldePerv]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

Most definitely Lando. I just wish Tommy Two-Tone would grow a massive pubic thatch out until it covers up the bottom colored portion of his two tone dick

What the hell is that thing? And I thought Dillon Diaz had the ugliest two-tone butchered tool. Makes Bruce Venture look almost normal.

[emale]

All of the twinks that perform for HotGuysFuck. They are clearly not into it and look like they would rather be a bottom.

[rftcmatt]

Is his name Zack Wild? The bald dude with the skinny flaccid dick who changes from various tones of pink throughout a scene because he's obviously viagra'd up to the eyeballs yet his skinny dick is still half flaccid. And that fucking stupid SIC tattoo. Just fuck off ruining scenes.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by YeOldePerv

What the hell is that thing? And I thought Dillon Diaz had the ugliest two-tone butchered tool. Makes Bruce Venture look almost normal.

[InstantClassic]

Originally Posted by rftcmatt

Is his name Zack Wild? The bald dude with the skinny flaccid dick who changes from various tones of pink throughout a scene because he's obviously viagra'd up to the eyeballs yet his skinny dick is still half flaccid. And that fucking stupid SIC tattoo. Just fuck off ruining scenes.

Unfortunately, the guy is in 80% of all “main stream” scenes. Evil Angel, JJV, Mason....he is everywhere. It's also somewhat ironic that porn, where the “monster dick” myth has been hailed for decades, is now dominated by the smallest dick in pro porn.

[drona]

There is good, bad & Ugly.
Then there is Nacho Vidal. Just can't stand the guy.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by InstantClassic

Unfortunately, the guy is in 80% of all “main stream” scenes. Evil Angel, JJV, Mason....he is everywhere. It's also somewhat ironic that porn, where the “monster dick” myth has been hailed for decades, is now dominated by the smallest dick in pro porn.

Don't worry he'll blow a blood vessel in his brain before long by the way he sweats & turns red.

[rftcmatt]

Originally Posted by InstantClassic

Unfortunately, the guy is in 80% of all “main stream” scenes. Evil Angel, JJV, Mason....he is everywhere. It's also somewhat ironic that porn, where the “monster dick” myth has been hailed for decades, is now dominated by the smallest dick in pro porn.

He makes Jules Jordan look like John Holmes!