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FREAKZILLA · 23rd October 2009, 03:01

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
him about where he got it.

He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

Snouk · 23rd October 2009, 08:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by FREAKZILLA5150

Please feel free to post any and all Halloween related jokes in this
thread. I will post a few to get things going

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

One usually makes a better pie.

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you.

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

You forgot to mention his long fat stem!

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FREAKZILLA #1 Adriana Karembeu Fan Postaholic Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 8,667 Thanks: 101,281 Thanked 34,459 Times in 8,207 Posts	A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

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