Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Easymuse]

Adult Film Industry Replaces 500 Porn Stars With Hydraulic Robotic Fisting Arm

LOS ANGELES — Rendered obsolete by the robot’s orifice-pounding abilities, nearly 500 porn stars were replaced this week by a hydraulic-powered fisting arm that industry reps said could go harder, faster, and longer than any of its human counterparts. “In order to keep up with the growing demand for the filthiest, most insane hole-stretching action imaginable, production companies have had to augment their workforces with machines that can be programmed to fist around the clock with only the occasional application of lubricant,” said adult film producer Spike Oster, adding that the German-engineered robot was designed to plow elbow-deep into even the tightest of barely-legal slits. “Obviously we respect the hard work and dedication of human actors, but having the option to employ just one fully detached arm that can be quickly customized according to the gender and ethnicity requirements of a film makes far more economic sense.” Oster went on to say that the laid-off porn stars would have no trouble finding new jobs, however, assuming they were willing to move to the emerging fisting markets of Asia and the Middle East.

[FrostyQN]

Originally Posted by Bribi1

"Cougar" has nothing to do with age. It has to do with a behavior linked to an age. MILF isn't all about age either.

You wasted one of your precious 36 posts to post this farcical comment?

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by Bribi1

"Cougar" has nothing to do with age. It has to do with a behavior linked to an age. MILF isn't all about age either.
Those are words people have taken and used in wrong ways.
And teen stops at 19. I mean, "nineTEEN, twenty"

Well technically cougar could apply to...I guess a 29 year old with a 19 year old, but it really tends to refer to gals in 40's, 50's and up, I would suggest.

And in porno a gal can be 18 for years.

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by Easymuse

Adult Film Industry Replaces 500 Porn Stars With Hydraulic Robotic Fisting Arm

The Germans need to add money shot capability or they risk failure.

[Jason-X]

I hate Fisting!

[SirPsychoSexy]

it honestly a shock how porn evolved over the years . when i started watch it like in 1999 anal was big taboo and even if some of these girls were doing that it was no longer than 5 min long... almost 20 years later assholes prolapsing everywhere haha and there are girls like Adriana Chechick that do anal in every scene and its actually hard to find any vag scenes with her haha . Plus doing porn pregnant slowly becoming mainstream too . i just hope AJ Applegate will fallow Karla Kush

[Wallingford]

Originally Posted by Jason-X

I hate Fisting!

Stop doing it.

[Jason-X]

Originally Posted by Wallingford

Stop doing it.

Haha! Good one man! That's one I'd expect from Max Joker over at VEF!

[EroticKyle365]

I agree with a lot of stuff here. The saturation of the "amateur" stuff, super gonzo, certain sites mentioned here, and cams is killing the artistic approach to adult films. Does anyone actually make MOVIES anymore? It seems like everything is just scenes now a days with half assed premises and recycled themes. Hair, makeup, and clothing are important to the the fantasy aspect. I do watch new stuff and have a handful of cam girls that I am fans of, but the quality is few and far between. There is definitely a huge quantity of it out there, just getting harder to find the quality. I like a little build up and having the girl look absolutely gorgeous before she gets naked helps a lot.

[Namcot]

Porn is so mechanical today.

Boy meet Girl, Girl starts sucking his dick, then he eats her out for a minute, then he fucks her, sometimes in the middle of fucking they may stop for her to suck his dick again because most likely his dick has gone limp - how does your dick goes limp when it's going out of the pussy of a beautiful hot cute girl?

Then he gets hard again and fucks her again: pretty much the same positions in every scene by every company - missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, straddle.

Then he cums on her face or in her mouth or both.

There is no imagination or anything. Classic porn scenes from the late 70's to mid/late 80's before porn was shot in a couple of days directly to VHS and Betamax, the scenes were sensual and had mood lightning and imagination and the power to arouse the viewer even just during the prelude part to foreplay and no two scenes were alike.