Pornstars coming out of retirement, facts, rumors, wishes?

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Mr.Brownstone

Another new scene with Alexis Texas for JJV, her 1st mainstream IR. Will be released on Monday.

I guess there's going to be a lot of nuts busted to this from her starving fans or at this point does anyone even care anymore.

[YeOldePerv]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

[snip]or at this point does anyone even care anymore.

Never had much interest in her, especially now that she's traveled the Route of Desperation. Could be worse I suppose, with a DP with Mick and Markus. Those two get along a little too well.

[BooBootheBear]

Originally Posted by topdawgizalaw

Monique Fuentes tweeted that she's doing a scene with Jimmy Michaels.

Oh god they are awful. If you ignored the comedy baseball boob job she was the epitome of glamourpuss. In fantastic shape and immaculately turned out. That was then. Now is a different story.

She has aged badly, is massively overweight, her skin looks positively pasty, and in a couple of the scenes her legs are covered in what look like bed bug bites. The scenes themselves look like they are produced by some kids with one of their parents' camcorder, and in one of the scenes the kid she's banging has such performance anxiety he can't keep Mr Flopsy up or get it in her.

All the tragic hallmarks of yet another down at heel porn performer trying to make a little more dough out of a knackered cooch because it's all she can do and it's the only answer she has.

Depressing.

[Mr.Brownstone]

Eva Angelina is finally back after announcing her comeback months ago. Unfortunately, she went straight to exclusivity for VMG.

http://avn.com/business/articles/video/eva-angelina-signs-exclusive-contract-with-vixen-media-group-935600.html?utm_source=ADT&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=ADT

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by BooBootheBear

Oh god they are awful. If you ignored the comedy baseball boob job she was the epitome of glamourpuss. In fantastic shape and immaculately turned out. That was then. Now is a different story.

She has aged badly, is massively overweight, her skin looks positively pasty, and in a couple of the scenes her legs are covered in what look like bed bug bites. The scenes themselves look like they are produced by some kids with one of their parents' camcorder, and in one of the scenes the kid she's banging has such performance anxiety he can't keep Mr Flopsy up or get it in her.

All the tragic hallmarks of yet another down at heel porn performer trying to make a little more dough out of a knackered cooch because it's all she can do and it's the only answer she has.

Depressing.

No mention of her Ginormous Clitasaurus Rex (Hello Anabolic steroids)

[BooBootheBear]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

No mention of her Ginormous Clitasaurus Rex (Hello Anabolic steroids)

Fuentes was never a juicer. For sure she was a proper gym rat pre retirement which I'm pretty sure is where Cory Chase got her idea for prolonging her longevity, but there were no signs of steroid/HGH side effects and certainly not clitoromegaly. Sure she has a big boatman but some women just do.
Trust me. A woman on steroids does not look this feminine. If you want to see what women who know what they are doing on steroids look like take a look at Cory Everson, Raye Hollit, or Fatima Whitbread. If you want to see what an ordinary porn chick on steroids who hasn't a clue what she's doing looks like, see Mercedes Carerra in Gangbang Creampie.



That was then.
This is now


This isn't about aging. It's about pride. You've made a decent living showing your body and you have a reputation and an army of fans who loved the svelte, well toned and groomed look you sported a few years ago. You've hit a rough patch and need to go back to using your money maker to get out of trouble. So before you go back to shooting, skip a few meals or at least the dessert cart and the icecream aisle at the supermarket. Take some long walks, do a few sit ups and push ups and do it all out in the sun for a few weeks. You don't go on a camera operated by some juvenile fuckwit who can't keep it in focus on full auto looking like you've lived on a diet of bacon fat and nacho cheese, haven't seen daylight in months, covered in cockroach sores and in the kind of physical shape that, when your inept "co-star" fiddles with your g-string it looks like he's flossing a blancmange.



In the years running up to her retirement she built a reputation, or as close to it as someone in porn can, of genuine class. Now she looks like a knackered broke whore desperately scrabbling to get out of whatever shitpit she ended up in. It all seems desperately sad.

[adamdude77]

Originally Posted by adamdude77

Wish Shae Summers and Layla London would make a return

and some from Paris Kennedy

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by BooBootheBear

Fuentes was never a juicer. For sure she was a proper gym rat pre retirement which I'm pretty sure is where Cory Chase got her idea for prolonging her longevity, but there were no signs of steroid/HGH side effects and certainly not clitoromegaly. Sure she has a big boatman but some women just do.
Trust me. A woman on steroids does not look this feminine. If you want to see what women who know what they are doing on steroids look like take a look at Cory Everson, Raye Hollit, or Fatima Whitbread. If you want to see what an ordinary porn chick on steroids who hasn't a clue what she's doing looks like, see Mercedes Carerra in Gangbang Creampie.



That was then.
This is now


This isn't about aging. It's about pride. You've made a decent living showing your body and you have a reputation and an army of fans who loved the svelte, well toned and groomed look you sported a few years ago. You've hit a rough patch and need to go back to using your money maker to get out of trouble. So before you go back to shooting, skip a few meals or at least the dessert cart and the icecream aisle at the supermarket. Take some long walks, do a few sit ups and push ups and do it all out in the sun for a few weeks. You don't go on a camera operated by some juvenile fuckwit who can't keep it in focus on full auto looking like you've lived on a diet of bacon fat and nacho cheese, haven't seen daylight in months, covered in cockroach sores and in the kind of physical shape that, when your inept "co-star" fiddles with your g-string it looks like he's flossing a blancmange.



In the years running up to her retirement she built a reputation, or as close to it as someone in porn can, of genuine class. Now she looks like a knackered broke whore desperately scrabbling to get out of whatever shitpit she ended up in. It all seems desperately sad.

Me bad, I mixed up my Colombian Pornstars. I thought he was referring to Esperanza Gomez hence the CLIT and not Monique Fuentes
Sorry BooBootheBear, I'm sorry I caused you to right an essay because of my senior moment.

[BooBootheBear]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

Me bad, I mixed up my Colombian Pornstars. I thought he was referring to Esperanza Gomez hence the CLIT and not Monique Fuentes
Sorry BooBootheBear, I'm sorry I caused you to right an essay because of my senior moment.

write

and it was more of a bit of a rant. With illustrations.