Anyone Interested In Reviewing XXX Scene Releases?

[alexora]

Originally Posted by blossoms99

It's for a website/blog I run. I just don't have time to keep up with reviewing scenes. I join random sites, cycle through various networks monthly, etc. but most of the content is also available on here obviously. A few sites, I'd have to share my login info with & affiliate info with to help out. I don't want the site out there on the forum right now since I don't want it to ruin anything with my contacts, affiliates, and any other people. I'm just testing the waters, I can't seem to find anyone on Twitter despite thousands of followers.

I suggest you do this: name a scene (or entire DVD) you want to be reviewed by one of us, and ask our members to send you a private message if they are interested.

Examine all replies, do your research (ie: have a look at their posting history to gain a measure of their literary skills, and of their general reliability), choose one and give him/her the assignment together with an easy link to the scene (or entire DVD) you want to be reviewed.

Do it one scene at a time so as to be able to ascertain who has the skills required: those that do, you can use again. Those that don't, you drop.

Since you can't/won't pay, I also suggest you offer to give your reviewers a writer's credit when you publish their review.

[PornHero69]

Originally Posted by blossoms99

No pay yet, just for fun now. Review releases throughout the week, it can be only one, two or seven a week, whenever you can do them. Just curious if there's anyone out there that would be interested?

I am interested. And it looks like I am not the only one ...

[DigitalTK]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

Hmm, I admit it's something I'd be interested in. I like porn, and I like writing, and I certainly like writing about porn . As long as the reviews are meant to be informative and honest, and not whitewashed to make every scene sound awesome.

Hundred percent agree with this.

You have to pick and choose your battles. For instance, you couldn't put me on a scene with Jessie Rogers or Lexi Belle because I would come off as a bit bias for obvious reasons. (Though both are retired now, so that solves that but you get my point.)

It would be easier to have someone review a scene from some actress they're not familiar with because they have a clear mindset and an unbiased opinion. It get's a bit harder however, when the actress becomes a really well known Starlet and you have to review content based on models you the reviewer are actually interested in. That's where you're going to separate a good content creator versus someone who just wants to write about porn. A good content creator will always put the content first and their personal opinion second.

[blossoms99]

Originally Posted by alexora

I suggest you do this: name a scene (or entire DVD) you want to be reviewed by one of us, and ask our members to send you a private message if they are interested.

Examine all replies, do your research (ie: have a look at their posting history to gain a measure of their literary skills, and of their general reliability), choose one and give him/her the assignment together with an easy link to the scene (or entire DVD) you want to be reviewed.

Do it one scene at a time so as to be able to ascertain who has the skills required: those that do, you can use again. Those that don't, you drop.

Since you can't/won't pay, I also suggest you offer to give your reviewers a writer's credit when you publish their review.

Sounds like a great idea! Thanks!

[bill_az]

Originally Posted by sensuals

Only for money, not for free.

Guess what buddy--no porn reviewer gets paid. They get to keep the screener copies they get from the studios. That's it. So no soup for you.

Besides, the interwebsnets is already awash in porn reviewers.

[Reclaimedepb]

By any chance do YOU make money from this blog? I like to be charitable but I can't imagine many wanting to line the pockets of another unwilling to share the wealth even a tiny bit.

[LongTimeLu]

I like to watch porn but I'm the worst writer: terse, succinct to the point of abrupt, procrastinating, daft

That's my resumé, do I get the job?

[Wedge7]

If I wrote there it would be 2 word reviews for 99% of all the new scenes. 'It sucked.' I would use copy and paste a lot. I also charge $50 a letter. If this sounds good to you, sign me up.

[S.B.]

There's the critical review :

"Sadly the character development was somewhat flawed by the fact that this 'teenage boy' appeared at least five years older than his best friend's mother, and there was a glaring continuity error as we see him sitting on top of the kitchen cooker that only seconds before was being used to make an omelette, surely a trip to the burns unit would have ensued. Nonetheless, we are left with an intriguing insight into middle America and a sequel is sure to appear soon."

And then there is the useful review :

"Skip to 17 minutes 10 seconds"

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by Wedge7

If I wrote there it would be 2 word reviews for 99% of all the new scenes. 'It sucked.' I would use copy and paste a lot. I also charge $50 a letter. If this sounds good to you, sign me up.

You know you would have more than two words...

"Hot Girl Ruined By Shitty Director and Boner-Killing Mope" would cover pretty much all of it.