16th September 2009, 18:15 | #161 |
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The thing that's guaranteed to have me turning off is when the cameraman starts making wisecracks. MILF Hunter is the worst for that...
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I hate it when a girl is in pornbusiness for such a long time and then "suddenly" gets a boobjob. ..Is this really necessary??
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a couple of thoughts -
people who extol the virtue of 80s-90s porn (and I'm one of them) tend to forget all the gob-smackingly bad porn that was made and is now forgotten. The best of the porn of that time is what's remembered. What's kept me from watching a lot of recent porn is that I don't want to have to go through the learning curve (again). Also, porn from back-in-the-day was a more hit-or-miss proposition. You rented tapes, not scenes. As such, the renting/buying decision was much more involved than it is today where anybody can get anything and fastforward through it at no cost. That "looking at the cast list" aspect of porn is gone. I ended up liking Laurie Smith because she was a background player in "I Dream of Ginger" who caught my eye. I found her name in the credits. And, as I rented other movies, I noticed Laurie was in a lot of extremely watchable scenes. she was a second-tier performer who I knew would make a tape rental a "good" one. Same thing with Patricia Kennedy and Nikki Knights. Neither was a top-billed star, but they were almost always in good scenes. Other performers were more famous but tended to turn in lackluster performances - I'm looking at you Bridget Monet and Chasey Lain - so I'd look for tapes where I knew the costars were good. By the way, if you want a contemporaneous critical look at classic porn, google - Imperator porn reviews - he had a great rating system and solid comments about the films. You'll find plenty of new things to try after reading his reviews. Sorry for rambling ... |
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23rd September 2009, 02:45 | #164 |
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Don't be sorry, not at all...
I've lost interest in this thread, but your post is excellent. This is the kid of post we like, very concise and meticulous in your wording.
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I do not like seeing tattoos and/or piercings on women. Fake boobs are fine only if they don't look too fake.
Re: 'Abuse in modern day porn'. The women who appear in these scenes MUST have given their consent by a written agreement prior to their performance. |
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The men talking to the screen
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Yes, the dudes talking, wise-ass camera men, and the the dude moans like a cow giving birth. In fact, porno's should have a law that the guy can't talk.
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5th October 2009, 00:21 | #168 |
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This list may seem like I don't like any porn, but here goes.
Actors-I dont need to see Pussyman,Bogus Brothers or Mark Davis.If Wesley Pipes would just SHUT THE FUCK UP he wouldn't be so bad. Actress-Actually just to each their own.I want put down what you like if you don't put down what I like.(I know that's kinda ironic in this post.) In Girl/Girl scenes it just turns me off when there's alot of fingering and dildo use.If you don't like eating pussy don't do a G/G scene.On the other hand my favorite thing is seeing one girl take it to the other with a Strap-On(unless she doesnt know how to use the thing and ends up holding like a regular dildo). The same applies in B/G scenes I can pretty much just go without seeing a guy eating pussy.I know you might like doing it but you don't look good doing it. Porn Producers and Directors-Do you really think we like seeing some of the following - Girls taking cum shots in the mouth when it is very apparent she doesn't like the taste of cum.Or choking or spitting.I mean if the likes a hard BJ or the occasional hand on her throat that just makes the scene even better but if she doesn't complete turn-off. There's probably more but that's all I can think of. |
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Sadly, sometimes you get both of these in a Bang Bus clip. Not always but sometimes.
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12th October 2009, 22:18 | #170 |
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-Gagging the girls
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-Drooling like they are on thorazine -Degrading names i.e. slut, bitch, etc -Internal shots dripped on the floor and licked up(instant limpy) -Fake screaming -Male actor focus(i.e. face)it's not gay porn Im watching so please stick with the hotties -Spitting(Keep looking for the watermelon seeds) -Music that drowns out the chicks moans(Can't bang my GF anymore without music) -I also hate how Jewel DeNyle says "nasty dick","nasty ass","lick my nasty shit hole" etc. etc. -Toe sucking(to each his own but I hate feet) -Cum shots on the face, to me it is hotter if she takes it in the mouth -The male actor who has to jerk himself off because somehow this hottie just can't make him cum(Is he by chance gay) I realize alot of the stuff comes from the actors/actresses be desensitized but come on this shit is for fetish flicks not the everyday stuff. Of course I am old enough to remember when rimming and anal were risque which does not make me grimace. I guess I don't get into the degrading stuff since to me it is about giving your partner pleasure. My .02. |
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