Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Gannicus00]

Sorry I've been gone, I've been busy. Believe it or not actually making this stuff by following my own rules. If my wife and I, two average looking people in our mid 30's can make porn with a camcorder, post it on the Internet and my wife gets some extra spending cash out of it, there is no reason why the industry can't do it with better equipment and better looking people. They could make a decent living off it, not the ridiculous amount they made in the 90's before the Internet opened it up, but an average wage like most people. It's laughable they don't get it and refuse to listen to what most fans want to see.
Anyways here goes...
6. Audio. Get rid of music. Some background music is ok but leave it low enough to hear the dialogue. A woman saying the right things at the right times in the right tone of voice to suit the scene can make even the most average generic scene way better. If I can't hear her especially if I get just a couple of lines it ruins the whole scene. And it becomes just another generic sex scene. Her voice needs to be louder than all of the ambient noise. This kind of ties in with my first one but I think it needs to be said aside from it, it's all about her, what she can do and what SHE SAYS! A woman porn star who looks good, who f's good in all ways, and who sounds good is the complete package. And she needs to be shown and heard in the best way. It's like how a tank is a combination of 3 things armor maneuverability and armament you can't make one better without sacrificing from the others. Most Pornstars are good at 2 of them try to make them better at the 3rd and it rarely shows. Being great at all 3 is rare but it has been done, Annette Haven, there is almost an art to saying the right things.

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by Gannicus00

Sorry I've been gone, I've been busy. Believe it or not actually making this stuff by following my own rules. If my wife and I, two average looking people in our mid 30's can make porn with a camcorder, post it on the Internet and my wife gets some extra spending cash out of it, there is no reason why the industry can't do it with better equipment and better looking people. They could make a decent living off it, not the ridiculous amount they made in the 90's before the Internet opened it up, but an average wage like most people. It's laughable they don't get it and refuse to listen to what most fans want to see.
Anyways here goes...
6. Audio. Get rid of music. Some background music is ok but leave it low enough to hear the dialogue. A woman saying the right things at the right times in the right tone of voice to suit the scene can make even the most average generic scene way better. If I can't hear her especially if I get just a couple of lines it ruins the whole scene. And it becomes just another generic sex scene. Her voice needs to be louder than all of the ambient noise. This kind of ties in with my first one but I think it needs to be said aside from it, it's all about her, what she can do and what SHE SAYS! A woman porn star who looks good, who f's good in all ways, and who sounds good is the complete package. And she needs to be shown and heard in the best way. It's like how a tank is a combination of 3 things armor maneuverability and armament you can't make one better without sacrificing from the others. Most Pornstars are good at 2 of them try to make them better at the 3rd and it rarely shows. Being great at all 3 is rare but it has been done, Annette Haven, there is almost an art to saying the right things.

I think those "3 things" are not used because that would mean Ron Jeremy would not get as much money as the producer. lol I agree with your point, but the new generation is just hired to not do as well, so they get smaller pay and can act as badly as they want. As long as someone likes tattoos and piercings, porn will hire anybody without experience.
D@nn!_com basically hires musicians to do all the noise for her videos. I DL'ed a lot of her videos as a member, but I deleted most of those videos because it was like listening to the radio. What producer dares think that we want to hear music instead of Crissy Moran's sexy voice? I have said many times that music does not belong in porn.
I guess that would be like filming on the beach and when the busty woman is naked, the cameraman decides to capture the waves at the horizon or her feet in the sand.

[real01]

What I don't like, and what I would like to see:

1. First, I don't think that if movies are the more brutal they are better (e. g. gagging).
I don't like, brutal, fast fuck.
But, what I do like is when a girl is aggressive towards other girls but submissive to men. Well, there is (or was),only one girl, I think, of that kind - and that is Betty G. from G-G-G production. I think it was in her nature, in her character. Other porn-girls may try to act as such, but it'll always be just acting, more or less convincing.

2. Nowadays you hardly see the head of the dick because the dick is in the pornstar's mouth or pussy. Is it supposed to be there? Yes, but how about some sensual blowjob, licking the tip of the penis, double sensual lick (two girls), dick on tongue etc. like in vintage films and not scenes with dick straight in the mouth with fast & furious blowjobs!

3. As a foot fetishist, I would like to see more of soles in porn videos.

4. Considering footjobs. Usually, when guy cums on female feet, that means that video will soon end (in about minute or two or five minutes the most.) But, the cumshot on feet shouldn't mean the end of the video - the action could just start! How about some rubbing cummy feet, girl putting socks or pantyhose on her feet, wearing sexy shoes, playing footsie with another girl, showing dried cum on her feet after walking in shoes for some time etc. But, no - it is always the same pattern - footjob, cumshot on soles, and then the girl smiles and it is: bye-bye. Cliche!

Also, I have never ever seen a footjob-bukkake movie.

5. Considering shemale/trannies. Why isn't there a tranny bukkake where bunch of trannies
would cum on pretty girl's face? In some movies there are usually trannies doing bukkake on guys (Brasilian) with cum on their chests - which isn't interesting at all. Cliche!
(And, again, in videos with one female + one tranny, we don't often see nice cumload on chick's face - usually, it is again body-shot.)

6. A lot of movies are shot where we see more of male body pars like asses, legs, faces
than the face of female pornstar.
I guess some cameramen and directors think that 80% of the time male body parts should be in the sight. Why do they 'forget' to show female face? I know they want to show fucking, but why don't
they put camera in different angle? For example, I like the view from female tits and belly towards pussy.

7. A lot of movies are too 'static' (sex in one position goes on and on) or too long scenes.
A lot of vintage stuff was filmed way more dynamic and it was more interesting to watch!

8. In a lot of movies you can see a excellent view of the room where the action takes place (the furniture, the sofa, TV-set, carpet, flowers...), that is, while sex scene is filmed, the camera doesn't zoom enough on the actors. It shows the action, but from 'distance' instead zooming on interesting details. Guys, you are not filming regular movie where interior is very important but
a movie where the main 'actors' are bodies of the pornstars.

9. More real-life in porn - why do nurses & female doctors wear HIGH HEELS in 'medical' porn movies? Why don't they wear clogs?
Ballerinas in high heels. Gymnasts in high hells! Everybody in fuckin' high heels!

10. I would like to see a good, foot-fetish video with female gymnasts.

simply.i don't want see cocks and hairy ass

Fuck b/g and fuck christy mack that does only b/g

[real01]

I think An. Sch_wartz_ sad it nicely and honestly about a year ago:

   Sometimes even doing porn in front of the camera can get boring. 
I mean honestly if your not in love or attracted to someone you can not fuck him 
or her for too many times. 
Ok, first times no problem since you just craving for cock and cunt. 
But like in private life if u had her/him ones it is about enough
    Sometimes it is good to take a creative break

Since I want to do things not with half of my passion I prefer 
to go back when I feel I am ready for it! 
But as i said many times before I definitely WILL come back!

[harry_potter]

Originally Posted by tc315

For background, let me start by saying I'm in my 40s, and I started watching porn back in the late 70s. Golden Age stuff. Swedish Erotica, Electric Blue, and Caballero stuff. Seka, Veronica Hart, Kay Parker, Juliet Anderson.

I was in my teens by the time of the VHS era -- Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords (funny how my memories of those now banned movies are technically illegal), skinny Amber Lynn, Jeanette Littledove, Cameo, Lois Ayres, Patricia Kennedy, Kristara Barrington, and so on. Back before Marc Wallace was outed as a scumbag and back when Peter North was denying he was bi.

I went through the big hair 1990s -- Serenity, Kaitlyn Ashley, the Wicked Picture years, Raylene, early Jenna -- and then the start of gonzo with Shane's World. No shit, but I was on set for Shane's World 19 (I think it was 19?) when we went camping and wrote a magazine article about it. Got a handjob from Chennin Blanc back when she looked halfway decent. No links to the story for you. Don't want my identity outed as a perv like you folks. Went to CES in 1997-2000, and these days I wouldn't know what paying for porn is because it's the Internet -- it's free.

Anyway -- so what I'm saying is I have a broad perspective, and I'm not some noob, and I'm not so old and set in my ways I can't evolve with the times and the technology. Thanks to tubes and such, I'm able to both watch the new niche, site specific scenes as well as the archives of classics from the 70s, 80s and 90s.

So here's my complaint list about porn, and despite my disclaimer I'm going to sound like a cranky old man.

1) Tattoos. They're neither exotic nor sexy anymore. A single one can be a nice compliment if tasteful, but when you have as much ink as a Hittite priestess, it's ridiculous. (90s, 2000s)

2) Genital and nipple piercing. Good god. Who really wants to see that, much less feel that? (90s, 2000s)

3) Clinically detached, strictly for the camera positions and ridiculous positions no people really do (i.e. piledriver, foot on top of face in doggy, etc.) (2000s)

4) Scenes with too little action (70s) I love the 70s flicks -- girls were more natural, the positions were more natural, there was a fresh-scrubbed enthusiasm and real acting and the women looked like women instead of the idiot, dead-eyed, underage looking skanks of the 2000s. But the actual sex in 70s movies was too short compared to the movie.

5) Porn actors who think they should be seen, heard, or anything else besides providing a hard cock for the woman. (90s, 2000s). At one time, some guys could act and were enjoyable to watch -- Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, even Brad Armstrong. Or they at least were unobtrusive -- even Peter North didn't try to be the center of attention. But today's actors are steroid injecting, Viagra dependent, spray-on tan douchebags who think people actually give a damn about them, their looks, or their "dropping loads" crappy, unclever catchphrases. What the hell -- in the 80s, you had boxcovers like "Deep Inside Vaness Del Rio" with Vanessa on the cover. That's what guys want to see. Nowadays, it's "Sean Michael's Ass Blasters" and it's a picture of Sean featured on the cover. What straight porn buyer wants to see that?

6) Abuse, humiliation. Look, I'm no prude. There are rare times when the story, scene or even my mood calls for just a little spanking, a spit or two, or some filthy trash talking. But most of the time, I just want to see normal people fuck. I don't want to see gaping, abuse, gagging, fingers forced down throats, speculums, multiple dildos, or anything of the sort. Porn is a proxy -- I'm imagining I'm with the girl in the vid while I'm fapping, and I don't want to do those things to a woman.

7) Cum play. Look, if that's your fetish, cool. But label the movies as such. I don't want to be watching a normal MF or threesome or group grope and end with some girl blowing cum bubbles and spitting it into another girl's mouth. I especially don't want to see the guy kissing her and snowballing with her. Bukkake's are labeled as such and I know to steer clear of them. Let's do the same for cum play movies and scenes.

8) Skanky, skinny, underage looking bus stop runaways. There are a few great women out there in porn. By women, I mean women in their 20s who act like and look like women. Not necessarily the MILF and Cougar set -- I like those too -- but WOMEN in their 20s who act like women. But they are rare today. Most look like high school drop outs. In the early 1990s, Lauren Brice was in her early 20s, but she came across as a fully realized woman. Or Seka in the mid 1970s. Jennifer Stewart and Diedre Holland in the early 90s. Serenity, Christy Canyon, and so on -- even in their early years, these were women, not jail bait. (Except Traci Lords, of course. But she acted like a woman -- jesus did she.)

9) False Marketing. A 24-year-old is not a MILF. A 39 year old (Julia Ann) is not a COUGAR. I know it's not HER FIRST BIG COCK -- I saw Lex impale her last week on his site.

10) Unbelievable Scenarios and Bad Acting. No, that is not his real wife when he says BANG MY WIFE, PLEASE. No, it's not a CHEATING WIFE when the actor paid to be her husband is acting like he's either all happy or he's angry but he sticks around and shakes his head. If you're going to try that shit, at least get them to act well. Otherwise just have them fuck. It's not helping my fantasy.

11) Cutaways to the Dude. I was on some cold medication last week that left me horny but I had trouble finishing, but no problem keeping a boner. Go figure. I needed to really concentrate to get release. But I was watching porn (mainly studio stuff from the 1990s) and everytime I was close they'd cut to the guy's face not for one or two seconds to give me a heads up he's about to splooge on her -- but for goddamn 8, 9, 15 seconds. Or they'd show the girl giving the guy a standing blowjob, and they'd trail the camera up from her doing her magic to the guy's stomach, chest, and face -- like they should for a naked woman. But it was the guy. WHAT THE FUCK? I don't need to see that. It ruined it. I was pumping that well for 30 minutes because of that shit. Stop it. If I wanted to see guys, I'd watch gay porn.

12) Now this is just my personal taste, but two final things I can do without -- POV porn (I get that when I fuck my wife) and porn with clothes, costumes or anything else on. I want to see two, three or a group of people fucking naked, not with shirts on or skirts around waists to hide flab, or ornate costumes. Just get naked and fuck, and fuck organically.

There. I feel better. Archie Bunker rant over.

That last part I totally agree ,I rarely download a movie with girl don't go fully naked in it,for me it is pointless to know thee is a part in the chick I am not gonna watch

As for the rest of the post ,I started watching porn relatively recent but I agree with most of what you have wrote to extent that I suspected I wrote it lol

1-Agree ,too much tatoos are epic fail ,some girls cover their whole arms or even their whole body,wtf
2-don't get bothered by it a lot tbh
3-Yup , though is porn is about fantasy too so I can understand some weird positions

5- This ,for me I don't cae about the Male performer himself ,whether he is sexy or not isn't my business ,just fuck the girl and don't be spoiler
that said ,the market of porn through females ,so is that for them? I don't know
6-Again agree
8-That is one I disagree with ,I am a big fan f young girls with such beautiful innocent looks ,always following sites for latest teen porntars
9-That one disturbs me too,Madison Ivy got implant at the age of 21 to play the role of older girl ,wtf
10-Lol ,damn right

[harry_potter]

Originally Posted by mcramsey

1. School uniform - I only watch so that I see her as a woman with a great body, nice tits etc.
And not turned on because of her school uniform. Made me look like a pedophile, which I am NOT.

I love maid, nurse, cosplay, nuns etc. though.


2. Incest - I create my own story; she's a neighbour, mom of a best friend, sister's best friend etc.

3. Coprophagia (eating faeces) - What the f**k does this has to do with porn? '2 girls, 1 cup'

4. Gay - Lesbian I love though. Weird me But only prior using sex toys.
5. S & M
6. Sex toys - vibrators, dildos etc.
Malena Morgan masturbating with sex toys, that's hott.

7. Rape
8. Nagging - Notice when a group of black men banging a white girl? They kept running their mouth (talking shit, stirring shit). What a turn OFF.

'Bobbi Starr - Gangbang Squad #21' - Would have been a perfect scene if only the guys STFU.

9. Gargle/swallow cum - Drank it from a glass, mouthful and stuff.

- If it went into the mouth UNINTENTIONALLY and suck the dick after done cumming is ok.

- Spitting it out is hott.
- Some ejaculation were so powerful, it ricochet to the camera after splashing the girls teeth(video - 'b|g mOuthful r0gue') or mouth. That's HOTT.


Maya Gates & Jamie Tyler.



10. Throat fuck/gag - Another form of torture.
Deepthroat is fine; did not recall her name.



11. Kids - WTF? Go see a shrink.

12. Animals - WTF? Go see a shrink.

13. Cum swap. - Ewww!!!

14. Fisting -

15. Pregnant women - Weird fetish for some; not for me.

16. She-male/boys - Arghh!!! I ALMOST fap to one because 'she's' so pretty.

Kind of ghey.

17. Lactation - Adults drank it for what? Save it for the babies.

It is good to know that there is many other who dislike some of this supposed fetishes in porn
I would admit though that from 3 years ago I watched 1 scene for kids ,I regretted doing so immediately and still does
also was surprised to know that my room mate had something for rape scenes ,ughhh,I mean he is one of the classiest and best guys you can know ,so to know he always download such scenes(even with th knowledge it is acting) was so disappointing

Originally Posted by Rhino444

I don't find lesbian porn titillating. At all. Even if the scene involves two of my favorite porn stars, it just doesn't do anything for me.

Cosplay stuff... eh, I can take it or leave. Sometimes if it's done well I can enjoy it (I've seen some pretty fun prisoner/prison guard movies before), but the stereotypical French maid or cheerleader does little for me.

I'm sure I can think of some more later. Good thread idea!

when I first started watching porn as teenager , I was really a fan of Lesbian ,I was like I am a boy and I like girl ,so 2 girls better than one ,I don't need to see a guys dick ,but after few years I am not into Lesbian scenes any more,you know I watch it from time to time ,but I hate them using toys

Originally Posted by pychoscot

2. Interracial, I like to imagine it's me nailing that ass, my dick is white!
l!

Never understood the point of interracial ,never noticed it tbh,hot girl,I watch the scene ,I don't care about the guy or his race

Originally Posted by hbkdx12

Threesomes, orgies & gangbangs - It's just too much to concentrate and focus on.

Face fucking a girl til her makeup runs - I find this incredibly disturbing. It breaks the illusion that the woman is enjoying herself when face is covered with runny mascara.

I typically can't watch gangbangs starring my favorite female pornstars - Combined with the runny makeup thing that is bound to inevitable occur in a gangbang, i can't help but feel like they're just being violated.

Bukkakes - It's one thing if a girl takes 2 or 3 cumshots but when she's getting 5+ and her whole face is just glazed over and you can see the different semen consistencies and colors and such, it's just...eghck

Some girls looks really stupid and ugly when their make up ruined
Also agree with threesomes and gang bang

[juan1979]

mcramsey, I have the same points you are elaborating except the first one, I really don´t care about the school uniform.

Also I would add Girl-Girl, i am not too much atached to gay stuff

EDIT.

I forgot to say, any kind of extreme paraphilias

[moebius22]

POV while nice in some instances is being done to death. We either have mainstream fair with tons of wide angle lock down shots or POVs that never pull back for a breather.

[TheCorsair]

Creampies. I don't know what it is about them, but I find them disgusting even though I have no problem with cum swallowing, swapping and all the other things usually done with cum in mainstream porn nowadays.