Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Poor Ceylon]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

Ya I hate when A scene starts and they already naked and fucking. I wanna see them undress each other and some oral action to warm things up.

Personally I want to check out the girl's body before there's a cock involved. A nice solo strip and posing with legs apart is perfect. After a few minutes of that I'm desperate for a guy to come on and fuck her brains out.

[a18pool]

Originally Posted by Pasko

VLC, not VNC!

My mistake.

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

Ya I hate when A scene starts and they already naked and fucking. I wanna see them undress each other and some oral action to warm things up. Its like walking into a movie theater 1/2 way thru the movie or showing up for a football game in the 3rd quarter.

Yeah, I do dislike it when a scene starts with like fucking and no oral. In some such scenes there's only like a brief time later in the scene where she's on her knees blowing the guy or guys.

I also dislike it with like a gangbang if the scene starts right off with her getting fucked and spitroasted.
I like to see a circular or lineup blowjob action in a gangbang scene first, then go to the fucking.

Originally Posted by dub2k8

5. Beautiful girl with jacked up teeth. I know you can afford a decent dental plan. Get those things fixed.

that's why i prefer close mouth smiles

Originally Posted by dub2k8

1. Guys wanking in front of the girl for seemingly eternity before they finally cum. For goodness sake, if you aren't ready to cum yet, then keep fucking or getting sucked you bastard!

6. Guys that don't know how to aim. The girl is sitting there with her mouth wide open, and then the guys waste the shot by blowing it in her hair or over the shoulder or the side of the face. Come' on man! It's right there....how can you miss???

you don't like guys jerking in straight porn yet you still demand a facial cumshot?

i'm afraid this is one problem that will never go away unless you stop watching straight porn altogether

[DigNap15]

The fact that just about every scene has to end wit the girl taking it on her knees.

I like it with the girl on her back and the guy cumming on her face, either in starddle position or from the side.

What about the guy cumming during a 69.

Or the girl wanking him up in the air, while he is on his back.

And if you are doing a Face Fuck move, then come in her face in that position, not on her knees.

Cumming with her on her knees is good, but not in every movie PLEASE.

Originally Posted by Digmen1

The fact that just about every scene has to end wit the girl taking it on her knees.

I like it with the girl on her back and the guy cumming on her face, either in starddle position or from the side.

What about the guy cumming during a 69.

Or the girl wanking him up in the air, while he is on his back.

And if you are doing a Face Fuck move, then come in her face in that position, not on her knees.

Cumming with her on her knees is good, but not in every movie PLEASE.

i still think you'd be better off watching a dedicated cumshot video

it pieces together the ending of every straight porn video so you don't have to go through the whole thing to find out it always leads to the same result

look at this bullshit from VivThomas



they say that, yet they are GIVING away scenes from their dvds on Pornhub! one of the very streaming video sites they so much despise!

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

Ya I hate when A scene starts and they already naked and fucking. I wanna see them undress each other and some oral action to warm things up...

Yes, but when they've done the oral they must get to screwing and not go back to oral - we've seen all we need to see in that department. Get screwing the woman!

And when the men get their johnsons in the woman, they must keep it there and not keep pulling out and playing with themselves like retards who don't know what the thing is for

[palo5]

Originally Posted by confessionsofamaniac

...there are couples in reality not being filmed where the guy still jerks his own cock when he has a girl right next to him

Not middle-aged men though

And they don't tell their girl to get on their knees while they jerk off for 5-10 minutes and then dribble on their nose, saying something like "Take it, bitch"

You have to be weird or possibly a retard to jerk off in front of anyone, imho. And let's face it, if you don't know where it goes, why let your ignorance be filmed?

[SavageWolf]

I saw a lesbian movie, in which one girl was "eating" the other girl and the eater was nothing but talk. There was a lick, then all I heard was "do you like how I eat your pussy? Another lick, then "do you want me lo lick it fast or slow?" Another lick, then "do you want me to lick your pussy or your clit? Another lick, then "I love how wet your pussy is getting?" Another lick, then "What should I do to make your pussy wetter?" Another lick, then "Can I lick your ass?" Too much talk, little action, the only thing that made the video good was they were all busty.