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Old 9th January 2019, 08:46   #1041
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The jokes on the pizza guy coz no-one told him they'd ordered a big sausage pizza. He's totally unprepared.
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lucky lucky lucky!!!
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I don't care! I gotta get a better dental plan!
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She ain't a dentist, she's an optician. Checking whether this fella is blind.
It sure beats the money test: if someone says they're blind drop a large note to see if they flinch.
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She ain't a dentist, she's an optician. Checking whether this fella is blind.
It sure beats the money test: if someone says they're blind drop a large note to see if they flinch.
He is blind. His eyes are not the correct direction.
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Doing her webcam owl impersonation - tit-two-oo
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Wishing her boobs would fit in the picture.
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verify she's not the 3 tits girl from the movie "total recall"..yep, she has memory problems.
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Bob's birthday was coming up and Frank had the perfect idea to make it unbelievable. He took Bob to a private restaurant where he had arranged to have a stripper perform before the meal.

Jessica showed up as instructed. The house music changed from a slow jazzy number to a grinding rock and roll song. Jessica danced robustly and stripped almost violently. At the end of the music she stood there naked and screamed, "super pussy!"

Bob barely reacted. Jessica was confused; "what did I do wrong," she asked Frank. Frank told her that Bob's hearing wasn't what it used to be, and that she should try again.

The music restarted. Jessica was more determined to make this a memorable stripping routine for Frank's friend Bob. Once again at the end of the music, Jessica stood naked and screamed, louder this time, "SUPER PUSSY!"

Bob replied, "I'll take the soup."
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Meet the Dish of the Day

Those poor old guys can't remember what to do so she's pointing out the juicy parts

It reminds me of the talking cow in Restaurant at the End of the Galaxy
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