8 Words w/ Double Meanings & Other Funny Men v. Women Questions

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EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. -- To a female a THINGY is any part under a car's hood. To a male a THINGY is the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. -- To a female being VULNERABLE is to fully open up one's self emotionally to another. To a man being VULNERABLE is playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-Kay-shon) n. -- To a female, COMMUNICATION is the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. To a male COMMUNICATION is leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. -- To a female, COMMITMENT is a desire to get married and raise a family. To a male, COMMITMENT is trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. -- To a female, ENTERTAINMENT is a good movie, concert, play or book. To a male, ENTERTAINMENT is anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. -- To a female, FLATULENCE is an embarassing byproduct of indigestion. To a male, FLATULENCE is a source of entertainment, male bonding and self-expression.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. -- To a female MAKING LOVE is the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. A male's definition of MAKING LOVE? "Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it."

8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n. -- To a female a REMOTE CONTROL is a device for changing from one TV channel to another. To a male a REMOTE CONTROL is a device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.