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Old 18th February 2025, 22:47   #771
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Once again Marianne / Cassandra from Denmark (#768). She was Girl of the Month twice in "Ekstra Bladet". It is uncertain whether these interviews are authentic. I translated the texts with the help of an internet translator. There are two things that are remarkable about them. Firstly, she does not want to have her breasts enlarged (hurray!) and secondly, she was under contract with a modeling agency with a friend. This gives me the idea that the agency sent them both to Colpo Grosso in Milan. But who was the friend? Actually, it's quite clear, Banderine Denmark: Karina. Note the very special dancing style of both girls. Coincidence?


She wears the pants - at home
She is a wife, thrifty, faithful, and one of her greatest wishes is to stay married in the old fashioned way in a church with everything that belongs to that kind of thing.
One of the other big wishes is to travel around the world with the loved one.
- That's why it's a good thing to be as thrifty as I am. Now I have also taught my boyfriend that he has to watch out for the signs.
The girl is Marianne Bech, 24 from Silkeborg. She is Maneden's Page 9 girl and will be a good three thousand Danish kroner richer today.
- What do you do for a living, Marianne?
- A short time ago I was connected to a Model Agency.
- Is it something you can make a living from?
- Not quite like that. But honestly, I'm a thrifty girl. So it's going very well. My girlfriend is also affiliated with a modeling agency. Otherwise, I have worked as a waiter in England, Switzerland and Norway.
- Yes, I already moved away from home when I was 15. I went to a ghost school in England. Came home and went to business school. When I was 17 I moved back to England. Went on a four-month waiter course and got, among other things, work in the university town of Cambridge as a so-called Bar Maid.
- I hate experiencing things. I'm at full speed. I think so. I hate being in debt. Therefore, my lover and I also want to save every penny together for our trip around the world. And wedding. I am a romantic type.
- We don't want to steal anything from anyone. At one point, my boyfriend and I worked in a veneer factory. Seven days a week, we were at work. But the company unfortunately suffered a thunderous loss. So we were fired and the money we had saved together went to live on. Annoying enough.
- Do you smoke tobacco?
- No. I don't feel like it. And it's too expensive. My boyfriend has also stopped.
- Do you never go out and make a fool of yourself in the city?
-No! It doesn't feel like it. And it's also too expensive.
- You sound like a really tight-lipped person who wears his pants at home in the apartment.
- Now I'm not. I just want things to be in order. That's how I'm set up now.



A COOL JYDLANDER
Marianne is 25 years old and from Silkeborg. She hates infidelity.
- We Jutlanders are cool. We are ourselves. We don't want to find ourselves in all sorts of artificial things. It is, among other things, therefore, I have not made my breasts bigger. Although I could well imagine they were. But silicone and me? It's like fire and water. The page 9 girl of the month is Marianne Bech. She is 25 years old (10/1992). From Silkeborg.
Job? She is a bartender at the local hotel. What is her boyfriend doing?
He is a servant. At the local bodega. And reportedly a very nice guy who knows how to give credit to the right customers.
Silkeborg was not quite himself last night. After Marianne had found out she had been chosen as the page 9 girl of the month.
- Why something?
Stay strong. That's a lie, it was said throughout the city.
- What kind of size do you own, Marianne Bech?
- I am 165 centimeters tall with a weight of 52 kilos. I think probably.
- That means you weigh 55 kilos? Or how about 56? - Mash. Sounds giggling.
- I guess it doesn't matter that much what I weigh either. It sounds quite serious.
- My interests?
I like antiques.
- How old is your guy Dan then?
- Well, no, it's not him I mean when I talk about activities. Dan is a year older than me. So he is 26 years old. We've known each other for a while, we were big kids. So it just clicked four years ago. We moved in together. Now we have to buy a house. A large old box outside Silkeborg. We got a good 200 square meters. We have given around DKK 400,000 for the glory. But there will also have to be some footwork with painting and all that sort of thing.
- Are you going to get married and have children?
- Self-evident?
- Are you going to have children with Dan?
- Yes. I have two pieces in mind. So let's get down to the fun.
- Have you been unfaithful to him in the four years you have lived together.
- Not a single second. And it is not because the offers have been lacking. I love him. I hate adultery.



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Postscript: Before I made the assumption about Marianne's ancestry, I looked online for photos of Inuit beauties. In the 90s, Miss Greenland competitions took place. For comparison: also look at the current influencer and "indigenous beauty" Willow Allen.
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For a change, here's another quiz. As usual, you can "win" one or more videos. This time, everything is from the show that yabbitboy 2019-September-17 letter c had uploaded. You're looking for something that's common to only 5 shown girls (of 8). At the end, there's a clue as to what it's about. Have fun guessing.
A hint: It is not obvious at first glance
Another hint: It has to do with the (Italian) GREEK moon goddess



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Another video on the same question. We are looking for the same thing in white. This time concerning 6 of the 8 Banderine Euro girls. It is the show that yabbitboy uploaded 2020-07-22 letter b.



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In between, a little nostalgic piece from German Tutti Frutti. Please excuse the poor quality. When I try to remember what my first contact was, I think it was a VHS cassette "Best of Tutti Frutti". Later I discovered the Polarscan website on the Internet. (Unfortunately, his estate is still under lock and key). But enough sadness for now, fortunately there is huge material on this forum at all. For example, here is one of the best shows from TF season 2. "Best show" because of the actresses and the music. The comic role of Egon Hugo Balder should not go unmentioned, as he sings in my video short. Have fun!



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Speaking of comics, I have good news for fans of Rebecca. She took part in the funny video Latin Lover. But I have to warn you: don't look into her eyes for too long, she will hypnotize you. (And there is no antidote :-)



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I have a correction to announce. The reference in post #772 concerns the Greek moon goddess. Selene is also the name of a manufacturer of lingerie. Got it?

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SELENE the Greek Moon Godess

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