Hot But Boring?

[BooBootheBear]

Originally Posted by rftcmatt

Krystal Steal. Couldn't even take a facial let alone contemplate taking it in the ass or doing DP. Strange for Jules Jordan to pick someone up who wasn't very adventurous. Around the same time he was filming Aurora Snow doing anal, creampies, DP, DA, etc.

She always just went "uhhh, yeahhh" repeatedly. Dull as ditchwater and fake as hell.

EXCEPT in a tiny and forgotten little scene called Four Finger Club with Jenna Haze.
Not the biggest fan of lesbian porn but I have rarely seen two girls genuinely have so much fun together doing porn. Decades later it's still a fun watch. Someone should AI the hell out of it.

It's also the scene where we finally confirmed just how big of an idiot Krystal Steal was.

Steal got a bit of a reputation as a cum dodger but it it was all based on one foum post showing one final caption in a video where she almost puked and turned away and it wasn't deserved IMO. Take a look at the final shots in Nikita Loves Jenna or Fleshhunter

I'm not saying she was overjoyed about it or looking forward to bathing in the stuff but she did the job she was supposed to.

What some people never take into account is just how strongly semen can smell and taste. Professional males in the industry eat an awful lot of pineapple and strawberries to lessen the strong smell and sweeten the taste. I'd be willing to bet the day she almost chucked on camera the guy Steal was working with had been eating something that didn't translate as well and what he dumped on her was genuinely rank.

For the record the Steal scene that garnered all this negative attention was from Bring 'um Young 12. Watch the whole scene and not just that final "cum dodger" moment. Just another day in Pornland until the money shot. Whatever came out of him was so rank she recoiled and heaved. That's the kind of reaction you usually have when your significant other takes something dubious out of the fridge and says "I think this is off. Taste it..." while shoving it under your nose.

I saw exactly the same thing in a video with April Summers from a similar time and people laughed because she did actually puke on camera and was visibly upset.
I felt sorry for the poor girl.

Steal was vanilla. After a bit of work, she looked like a pretty Barbie and threw a passable resemblance to Christina Aguilera. She was fairly happy to have sex on camera and she looked nice doing so. If she didn't turn cartwheels over fluids and never did anything extreme, so what? There are others for that. She varied her scenes and the people she worked with and had a lengthy career that turned her into one of the industry's bigger names and gave her a trophy wife status. She's still netting $half a million + annually from her work so she did something right.
What impresses me most is that once she retired she left the life behind and never looked back.

[Beef78]

Hannah Hayes. Was psyched to see her cuz she looked like a legit 18 yr old, unlike the 25-30yr olds they pass off as teens...but her scenes are horrible and actually sad, seems she's slow or drugged or both

[cool9]

Casca Ascashova and Bunny Colby are very, very hot...but extremely boring. I don't think they've ever experienced an orgasm.

[fireflyd]

Ashlynn Brooke

I looked through a bunch of her scenes recently. Pretty girl, nice personality, amazing body, but incredibly boring.

[cnote82]

Originally Posted by fireflyd

Ashlynn Brooke

I looked through a bunch of her scenes recently. Pretty girl, nice personality, amazing body, but incredibly boring.

She was okay, but I agree...nothing special.

There are a bunch of girls over the years who were nice to look at, but they just felt like they were there for the paycheck and didnt really enjoy it much.

For some reason, I can remember them off the top of my head....but I just recall over the years watching scenes I was really disappointed in because the girl showed no real enthusiasm.

I will post some names later, if/when they come to me.

[hot4heels]

This might be a hot take, because these genres are popular, but I feel like Lulu Chu has been stuck in this "Hot but boring category." Seems like a lot of recent videos are just like "Let's pair this tiny girl with the biggest dick we can find!" or "Virgin girl (with tattoos) wants to have anal sex!" etc. etc.

I feel like she had more variety in the past, but it could also be that these types of videos get posted more often here, because they are popular.

[josephstrauss65]

only fans whores and videos

[Veronicamars]

Hannah Harper. Boring Brit.

[tcpeep]

I always thought Eve Angel was gorgeous, but her scenes were always so tame. It was as if she was showing up to work and just going through the motions.

Oh, was that an orgasm? I wasn't sure. :-(