Signs You're Getting Older

[ViceLikeEye]

Originally Posted by Colonel Angus

Completely fell asleep on her. She was in the shower and I passed out.

I feel you, bud, but I can do you one worse. I fell asleep with my fingers on her fun button (clit), about 8 years ago (my early 40's). I was exhausted and in my defense, this was before I was diagnosed with sleep apnea, so I was really, really, tired, all the time. I still mentally facepalm myself, every time I think about falling asleep, while my digits were on/in her vag.

I was single again, not long after that happened. However, I'm certain that's not why she left. This was a 'friends with benefits' arrangement, from the start.

Moral of the story; Being tired isn't always about being old. And don't feel so bad, because worse has happened. If she's cool, she'll understand. Give it to her twice as hard next time.

[Wallingford]

Originally Posted by pepo-pepo

Surgeries

Got married this summer, came home from honeymoon on a monday & had surgery on a blown shoulder two days later. Rotator cuff, inflamed ligament, bone framents, ugh.

(Lucky for pepo & mrs pepo that the right 'bone' was 'inflamed' during honeymoon!!).

Tried all that wild kinky sex you've been watching on planetsuzy on your honeymoon and blew out a shoulder? Bummer.

[pepo-pepo]

Originally Posted by ViceLikeEye

... I fell asleep with my fingers on her fun button (clit), about 8 years ago (my early 40's)...I still mentally facepalm myself, every time I think about falling asleep, while my digits were on/in her vag...

Be careful. You could lose a ring that way Anyway, its better that you fell asleep doing that then if she fell asleep when you were doing it to her!

Originally Posted by Wallingford

Tried all that wild kinky sex you've been watching on planetsuzy on your honeymoon and blew out a shoulder? Bummer.

Strange thing... it wasn't even that shoulder! The shoulder/arm/hand that gets overworked is still going strong ( taking care of pepo & mrs if you know what i mean).


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