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I've never seen a scene or trailer with him where he has a proper erection. He's half flaccid in every scene and that's what makes him so desirable to porn girls because he's easy money.
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5th September 2024, 02:58 | #3252 |
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I literally sought out this thread because I needed to vent about this fucking guy, so I came here to say that Manuel Ferrera's fat ass literally ruins porn.
It doesn't matter how hot the girl is, the scene is unwatchable because this out of shape bag of farts thinks he's the star of every scene. You're forced to watch this guy jackhammer every girls face, then jackhammer them in every unnatural position he can think of, listening to him running his mouth THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME, only to watch him have to jack off his weird looking uncircumcised dick for two minutes so he can eventually cum. I'm convinced this guy is the leading cause of erectile dysfunction. His body looks like he's wearing a second ill-fitting layer of skin over his skin. There's nothing about this guy that makes me think women would be attracted to him, and there's nothing about this guy that a million other male actors couldn't do better. While I'm here though, I ought to mention a few other travesties of porn... I've seen others mention Keiran Lee and Ryan Madison and I'll agree that they're horrible too for a lot of the same reasons. Keiran leaving his shirt on every scene like a fat kid in a swimming pool is enough to take me right out of the suspension of belief, but at least he lets the girls do their thing and doesn't blab his fucking mouth the entire scene. I don't think that he thinks he's the star. Ryan Madison I haven't seen in awhile. His scenes were WAY too rapey for my taste, and maybe he's off serving some time in prison for said rapey behavior, but at least the guy was in great shape & had a rare talent to cum multiple times a scene. Let me throw in Charles Dera for honorable mention, my main complaint being that when he opens his mouth, he says the absolute dumbest shit. I literally label him "The Idiot" in scenes I download (for example...Nicole Aniston fucks The Idiot, Luna Skye lets The Idiot cream pie her). I bet that he fucking loves the smell of his own farts, and makes eye contact with himself in the mirror when he pleasures himself. But if I mute the volume, I can at least tolerate his scenes. Old man Rocco and old man Tony Ribas are also just absolutely terrible and should have quit years sooner. At least Rocco had great scenes in the 80's & 90's though. Tony Ribas is and always has been the Wish version of Manuel, but fortunately I don't have to see him as much. Ramon is another great actor who decided that the all-you-can-eat buffet at Golden Corral was too irresistible to say no to. Between him, Tony and Manuel, I'd rather watch them compete to see who can eat the most sticks of butter in 10 minutes. Lastly, and I don't know their names, but there's a couple of little weird looking skinny dudes that look like they're 14 years old showing up in every scene. Nicolette Shea has like 5 scenes with one of these guys, and a couple with some others. She's like a foot taller than this guy and literally picks him up and carries him around like a kid, and a couple of times even flips them over and stands there holding them upside down while sucking their cocks, in what I guess is Brazzers' attempt at swapping traditional gender roles. It's not hot. these dudes need to call up one of the two Johnnies (Sins or Castle), and get hooked up with their steroid dealer, get in the gym and pick up some heavy shit, or go work at a carwash or really just anywhere else that's not in front of the camera. Anyway, fuck Manuel Ferrera. Boner-killing piece of shit |
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Guys who took a 2 to 4 year break that are now 50x worse to old and creepy looking now these guys should have retired for good
Steven Holmes never really that good Mike Stefano Ryan Madison decent in some of his earlier scenes
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My newly unwatchable: Alberto Blanco - Half man / Half chipmunk
Didn't bother me before but now my dislike of him has grown. Not ugly and sports a respectable tool but that's all. Adds nothing to a scene.
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Xander is now rolling with a curly mohawk it dumber than dum. He changes his look more than I sneeze
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If his body and dick hygiene is like his head I really feel bad for the girls.
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What girl wouldn't scream and run in terror?
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