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Wallingford · 25th May 2024, 12:49

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Originally Posted by Wallingford

Thank you for playing in our thread young fella, and congratulations on the purchase of your first razor.

I believe most of us in this thread fall in the

When your friends start having GRANDkids

category.

Oh, I got one!

When you make fun of wet behind the ears young fellas.

RedMage · 27th May 2024, 19:17

When Middle Age smacks you upside the head and says, "Stop worrying about your dick start worrying if you're going to have a heart attack soon!"

Wallingford · 2nd July 2024, 04:05

Not my original:

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If I woke up and nothing hurt I would wonder if I was dead.

RedMage · 8th July 2024, 17:30

You know you're old when you've written your Will, Burial Wishes and Medical Directive.

sordi88 · 11th July 2024, 18:59

A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store.
I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it.

I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago.

ModelCore · 12th July 2024, 01:01

a stuck un-movable mind

uglybob · 16th July 2024, 17:21

Said before, but I will say it again. Waking up tired and with pains in places that didn't hurt before you went to sleep.

Wallingford · 16th July 2024, 23:55

Gatekeeper: Do you have an appointment?

Me: No.

GK: Reason for visit?

Me: She's my niece.

GK: [indignantly] I mean the topic of conversation [scowls].

Me: [shrugs][flatly] Christmas plans.

GK: [eyeroll] A mister ******** is here to see you about [indignation dripping out of her voice] Christmas plans.

GK: [defeated] You may go in sir.

4dude · 29th July 2024, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by sordi88

A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store.
I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it.

I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago.

Well with the way things are now we understand why you didnt wanna do it...... We dont know if its a setup or what.........

ModelCore · 20th August 2024, 23:16

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Originally Posted by 4dude

Well with the way things are now we understand why you didnt wanna do it...... We dont know if its a setup or what.........

Obey and Follow

27th May 2024, 19:17	#542
RedMage Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 1,157 Thanks: 4,783 Thanked 4,874 Times in 1,202 Posts	When Middle Age smacks you upside the head and says, "Stop worrying about your dick start worrying if you're going to have a heart attack soon!" __________________ "Invaders create Avengers" "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

8th July 2024, 17:30	#544
RedMage Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 1,157 Thanks: 4,783 Thanked 4,874 Times in 1,202 Posts	You know you're old when you've written your Will, Burial Wishes and Medical Directive. __________________ "Invaders create Avengers" "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

11th July 2024, 18:59	#545
sordi88 Every rose has its thorn, just like every man has his porn Addicted Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 771 Thanks: 1,451 Thanked 2,517 Times in 651 Posts	A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store. I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it. I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago. __________________

12th July 2024, 01:01	#546
ModelCore Junior Member Newbie Join Date: May 2024 Posts: 26 Thanks: 83 Thanked 22 Times in 16 Posts	a stuck un-movable mind

16th July 2024, 17:21	#547
uglybob I Need More Sleep Addicted Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 801 Thanks: 46,939 Thanked 2,157 Times in 650 Posts	Said before, but I will say it again. Waking up tired and with pains in places that didn't hurt before you went to sleep.

16th July 2024, 23:55	#548
Wallingford Voraciously wordy Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 6,880 Thanks: 51,672 Thanked 24,592 Times in 6,288 Posts	Gatekeeper: Do you have an appointment? Me: No. GK: Reason for visit? Me: She's my niece. GK: [indignantly] I mean the topic of conversation [scowls]. Me: [shrugs][flatly] Christmas plans. GK: [eyeroll] A mister ******** is here to see you about [indignation dripping out of her voice] Christmas plans. GK: [defeated] You may go in sir.