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katefan · 27th May 2010, 12:23

I don't know if this will mean anything to readers outside the UK, but here we have a programme called Grumpy Old Men, where aged (50+) male celebs moan about all the things that piss off our generation. There's an element of tongue in cheek, and it tends to be done in a kind of "what's all that about then" kind of way. I'll start the ball rolling with a couple; please feel free to become a fellow grumpy.

So why do some (usually gorgeous) pornstars have such a piss-poor output? You would have thought that having gone through the not inconsiderable mental processes involved in being filmed with a cock in their mouth or pussy (or both), they would look to maximise their earning potential while thier equipment was at it's best! Simi, Milly Morris, Nora Davis, Lucy Nunvarova....where are you!

And why is it that some of the best titted girls in porn don't do penetrative hardcore. Selfish sods!

Karmafan · 27th May 2010, 14:42

Simi and Millie Morris both have suitcase pimps that hinder their ability to make money and put on a good show. Simi is with a dopey looking dude named Brad and Millie's guy is plump with a small cock. Although Simi did do a decent scene with black talent Fronco Roccaforte once. Girls that only work with their real life mate (or mostly) always hinder their drawing power.

katefan · 28th May 2010, 12:33

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

Simi and Millie Morris both have suitcase pimps that hinder their ability to make money and put on a good show. Simi is with a dopey looking dude named Brad and Millie's guy is plump with a small cock. Although Simi did do a decent scene with black talent Fronco Roccaforte once. Girls that only work with their real life mate (or mostly) always hinder their drawing power.

I know what you mean about their regulars.....and wouldn't you think that Brad has made enough money to buy a new fucking shirt! I've got at least 3 different clips where he has the same shirt! And what about that geezer with the glasses who is a regular with Faye Reagan. He gets slagged off on every forum. Now look wot you dun KF, you got me ranting again!

Karmafan · 28th May 2010, 14:24

Ya Faye another one. Her dink is named Dane Cook I think (or something similar). Would love to see her doing Anal, IR, or DPs.

Iwpach · 28th May 2010, 23:46

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

Ya Faye another one. Her dink is named Dane Cook I think (or something similar). Would love to see her doing Anal, IR, or DPs.

Yeah that's him Dane Cook.
Nicole Scott had the husband who was like 20 years older than her,
with the long hair and beard. Adrianna Chase she had/has that bald
guy with the glasses,what a mope. Then there's Brooke Hunter and
that Don Hollywood guy. I know the scrotum is supposed to be wrinkly,
but his looks like somebody's empty wineskin. LOL

katefan · 1st June 2010, 16:54

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Originally Posted by Iwpach

Yeah that's him Dane Cook.
Nicole Scott had the husband who was like 20 years older than her,
with the long hair and beard. Adrianna Chase she had/has that bald
guy with the glasses,what a mope. Then there's Brooke Hunter and
that Don Hollywood guy. I know the scrotum is supposed to be wrinkly,
but his looks like somebody's empty wineskin. LOL

I always think that Celeste and Woody Long were one of the best partnerships in porn.

27th May 2010, 12:23	#1
katefan Registered User Newbie Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 41 Thanks: 69 Thanked 40 Times in 17 Posts	Grumpy Old Men of Porn I don't know if this will mean anything to readers outside the UK, but here we have a programme called Grumpy Old Men, where aged (50+) male celebs moan about all the things that piss off our generation. There's an element of tongue in cheek, and it tends to be done in a kind of "what's all that about then" kind of way. I'll start the ball rolling with a couple; please feel free to become a fellow grumpy. So why do some (usually gorgeous) pornstars have such a piss-poor output? You would have thought that having gone through the not inconsiderable mental processes involved in being filmed with a cock in their mouth or pussy (or both), they would look to maximise their earning potential while thier equipment was at it's best! Simi, Milly Morris, Nora Davis, Lucy Nunvarova....where are you! And why is it that some of the best titted girls in porn don't do penetrative hardcore. Selfish sods!

27th May 2010, 14:42	#2
Karmafan Who Cut The Cheese? Beyond Redemption Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 11,387 Thanks: 39,606 Thanked 38,114 Times in 9,854 Posts	Simi and Millie Morris both have suitcase pimps that hinder their ability to make money and put on a good show. Simi is with a dopey looking dude named Brad and Millie's guy is plump with a small cock. Although Simi did do a decent scene with black talent Fronco Roccaforte once. Girls that only work with their real life mate (or mostly) always hinder their drawing power.

28th May 2010, 14:24	#4
Karmafan Who Cut The Cheese? Beyond Redemption Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 11,387 Thanks: 39,606 Thanked 38,114 Times in 9,854 Posts	Ya Faye another one. Her dink is named Dane Cook I think (or something similar). Would love to see her doing Anal, IR, or DPs.