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SLAYER · 10th March 2020, 15:29

Chuck Norris turns 80 today. Here's some fun facts about Chuck.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris has inside jokes with complete strangers.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King .... and got one.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.

Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

allworkboy · 10th March 2020, 15:53

Don't get the Bell joke. Chuck wasn't born yet.

allworkboy · 10th March 2020, 16:10

If you find his recent photo, he doesn't look 80 and he most likely can still kick everyone's *** !

Of course no one can beat Bruce, not even Chuck.

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virkole9 · 10th March 2020, 17:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by allworkboy

If you find his recent photo, he doesn't look 80 and he most likely can still kick everyone's *** !

Of course no one can beat Bruce, not even Chuck.

That is only because Chuck actually created Bruce so as to fool the world into thinking that he could be beaten, and lull everybody into a false sense of security. Chuck is actually Bruce's father.... and mother.

allworkboy · 10th March 2020, 20:11

Loool!

allworkboy · 11th March 2020, 16:42

Yesterday was the first time in my life I read or heard a Chuck Norris joke. I didn't know there are so many Chuck Norris jokes.

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SLAYER Criminally Insane Clinically Insane Join Date: May 2010 Location: Under The Overpass Posts: 4,438 Thanks: 48,552 Thanked 53,308 Times in 4,359 Posts	Happy Birthday Chuck Norris Chuck Norris turns 80 today. Here's some fun facts about Chuck. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris has inside jokes with complete strangers. Chuck Norris has a bear rug. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move. Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King .... and got one. If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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allworkboy Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,730 Thanks: 6,893 Thanked 8,719 Times in 2,513 Posts	Don't get the Bell joke. Chuck wasn't born yet.

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allworkboy Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,730 Thanks: 6,893 Thanked 8,719 Times in 2,513 Posts	Loool!