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Red Snapper · 14th February 2016, 15:06

I am hoping to live past the point where I don't get anything from porn anymore - essentially, the day that I don't get anything from masturbating. When that day comes I'll probably donate the hard drives to some lucky person on a board like this, and sell the magazines. I'd like to think that I'll probably make enough to go on a small holiday.

alexora · 14th February 2016, 18:02

Leave a clause in your will that states your external hard drives (the only place anyone should be storing their smut) be securely destroyed after your death.

Also make sure that these external drives are password protected just in case someone tries to view the contents before the will is executed.

Pennfold · 14th February 2016, 19:37

Hopefully my external drive will go with me to heaven

thruster315 · 14th February 2016, 22:15

It'll be like when I was a little kid walking home from school... and finding on the side of the road a stash of Playboy magazines. It'll be found treasure for someone.

Friends of mine know I'm a purveyor of such things. It's not like I have stuff in my porn stash that one couldn't get at the local video porn shop or truck stop. Nothing illegal here and if one were to morally talk shit about me, I'd haunt their ass.

HiTrack99 · 15th February 2016, 14:17

LOL forget the hdds coming to heaven, I hope I get to fuck some of those babes up there!

TtaeTtae · 15th February 2016, 22:47

Mine are in cyberspace

jpk112 · 15th February 2016, 23:21

On password protected memory sticks, so hopefully to be never seen again.

jpk112 · 15th February 2016, 23:24

During the early 2000's my friends and I all had a pack to remove the old Gym bag holding our DVD collection in each others garage if something happened to us.

Grumble · 15th February 2016, 23:34

All my drives are encrypted so I imagine my collection will be deleted when everything gets reformated so it can be sold or used by someone else.

Khalifah · 16th February 2016, 07:13

I have a couple of porn videos on my SD card which is connected on my phone. I have no need to worry about anything since my phone doesn't function properly, it doesn't connect to wi-fi or read a sim card. Also, the videos are hidden in a folder.

14th February 2016, 15:06	#21
Red Snapper Registered User Addicted Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Wanking Posts: 550 Thanks: 17,851 Thanked 1,538 Times in 469 Posts	I am hoping to live past the point where I don't get anything from porn anymore - essentially, the day that I don't get anything from masturbating. When that day comes I'll probably donate the hard drives to some lucky person on a board like this, and sell the magazines. I'd like to think that I'll probably make enough to go on a small holiday. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits".

14th February 2016, 18:02	#22
alexora Walking on the Moon Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 30,978 Thanks: 163,452 Thanked 152,894 Times in 28,697 Posts	Leave a clause in your will that states your external hard drives (the only place anyone should be storing their smut) be securely destroyed after your death. Also make sure that these external drives are password protected just in case someone tries to view the contents before the will is executed. __________________ SOME OF MY CONTENT POSTS ARE DOWN: FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME AND I'LL RE-UPLOAD THEM

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HiTrack99 V.I.P. Clinically Insane Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Pornland Posts: 4,250 Thanks: 23,888 Thanked 17,836 Times in 3,834 Posts	LOL forget the hdds coming to heaven, I hope I get to fuck some of those babes up there! __________________

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14th February 2016, 19:37	#23
Pennfold Junior Member Addicted Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 210 Thanks: 2,186 Thanked 332 Times in 135 Posts	Hopefully my external drive will go with me to heaven

14th February 2016, 22:15	#24
thruster315 V.I.P. Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: wherever you need me Posts: 71,691 Thanks: 210,778 Thanked 328,292 Times in 69,085 Posts	It'll be like when I was a little kid walking home from school... and finding on the side of the road a stash of Playboy magazines. It'll be found treasure for someone. Friends of mine know I'm a purveyor of such things. It's not like I have stuff in my porn stash that one couldn't get at the local video porn shop or truck stop. Nothing illegal here and if one were to morally talk shit about me, I'd haunt their ass.

15th February 2016, 23:21	#27
jpk112 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 203 Thanks: 7,637 Thanked 490 Times in 161 Posts	On password protected memory sticks, so hopefully to be never seen again.

15th February 2016, 23:24	#28
jpk112 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 203 Thanks: 7,637 Thanked 490 Times in 161 Posts	During the early 2000's my friends and I all had a pack to remove the old Gym bag holding our DVD collection in each others garage if something happened to us.

15th February 2016, 23:34	#29
Grumble Cheese For The Cheese God Addicted Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: South Foulness Posts: 788 Thanks: 24,026 Thanked 3,005 Times in 770 Posts	All my drives are encrypted so I imagine my collection will be deleted when everything gets reformated so it can be sold or used by someone else.

16th February 2016, 07:13	#30
Khalifah Only One Can Judge Forum Lord Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,344 Thanks: 28,270 Thanked 5,637 Times in 1,243 Posts	I have a couple of porn videos on my SD card which is connected on my phone. I have no need to worry about anything since my phone doesn't function properly, it doesn't connect to wi-fi or read a sim card. Also, the videos are hidden in a folder.