Bustergreen's Funny pics and jokes!

[bustergreen]

A couple of pics with added captions:


"Ok girls! Now that you got buck naked for the phones, there's the matter of the activation fees, taxes, and signing a two year contract!"


"Wonder why my husband spends so much time at the hardware store, but never seems to fix anything around the house?"


"Let's explain to this blonde again. Clothes go in the wash after you remove them!"

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"Uh... I don't think this is how to make a booty call!"


"Our traffic department reports an unusual high number of accidents along I-19 today, and all of them seem to be male drivers!"


There's the age old question about the carpet matching the curtains....


"No more Saturday morning cartoons for you, Victoria!"


In this case, the carpet doesn't match!

[bustergreen]

Now that's what I call tree hugging! Or is it hanging?


"Emily is showing two pairs here. Obviously her opponent wins the round!"


"Xbox, smexbox! I'd rather stick to the classic Nintendo!"


"You steer, and I'll handle the gearshift!"


"Mama always told us to wear clean underwear!"

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"Look! We know it's only 14 degrees outside, but we did put our jackets on, didn't we?



"Damn! I can't believe his wife came home early! Now where are my keys.... Oh shit, there they are!"



"Really? This is part of the audition to be in the band?"



"Yeah, just a minute! I'm almost to level 23!"

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"Your profile did say you were looking for an athletic type! Here I am!"


"You better explain that remark about my hairy pussy, Mister!"


"Come out of there Bowser, or Mario and I are coming in after you!"


"Uh Dad, remember when we talked about not embarrassing me in front the neighbors?"

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"Here in Wisconsin, girls are given training so that they may pursue rewarding careers in dairy management!"


"Donuts? What donuts?"


"Are you sure these are the rules for playing pool?"


"Carpet, curtains! Yep! We got a match here!"

[bustergreen]

You know that today, I was at Starbucks and a couple of people asked me to watch their things for a few minutes? I'm told I have an honest, trustworthy face and that's why people ask me these things.

Oh, by the way, I have a used Macbook and an iPad for sale if anybody needs one.......

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"Wait until you see the great accessory I got for the Jet ski!"
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Blonde hangs her swimsuit up to dry.....
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"Grandma, we found an old photo album in the back of your closet and we were wondering about something. Did you use to drink?"

[prahan]

[bustergreen]

"Really? And she gets mad at me if I don't wash my hands! Not in that sink!"
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"Victoria set out to do some shopping, only it seems that she forgot something..Oh yes! Her purse!"
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"Did you really think you could hide your lunch money from me?"
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"It's hard work, keeping her pussy perfectly clean!"

[bustergreen]

Mixed feelings about these girls. Sure they're naked, but you can't hit on them.....or if you even want to!
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"So, what do you call them again? Breasts? I've heard of them!"
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"Bartender? I'll have what she's having!"