Five Surgeons

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Five Surgeons

The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'

The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'

The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are> the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'


The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.

But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed:

You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
arse are interchangeable