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Wallingford · 30th March 2019, 14:50

"Planetsuzy again? Why don't we ever go to you tube and watch dogs catching frisbees on the beach or something?"

Two nights ago, it was "I told you three times, I'm sleeping next to mom. I'm sorry you're so dense I have to bite you."

hornydude75 · 31st March 2019, 13:33

definitely demand treats all the time. probably even remarking "I know you can understand me!"

JustKelli · 7th April 2019, 04:19

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Originally Posted by hornydude75

definitely demand treats all the time. probably even remarking "I know you can understand me!"

Too funny lol.

My kitten is out of control and I swear she has this thing where she turns back and gives me a wink when all the guys tell her how adorable she is ...

Not sure but I think she mocked me as if to say "how are those store bought boobs working out for you now" the other day lol.

SoCalSteve · 3rd May 2019, 18:03

My dogs would say he's got the peanut butter run and hide.

JustKelli · 22nd May 2019, 08:16

"My mommy is a dumbass" lol

My kitten Stinky has loved both water and snow all her short life so I don't know what would make me think giving her a couple bursts from my waterpik would slow her down as she playfully throws herself at me on the bed ...

allworkboy · 22nd May 2019, 18:33

They will say humans are suckers for cute dogs and cats.

JustKelli · 23rd May 2019, 18:26

Although my Stinky has more air miles than most humans will ever have considering she travels everywhere with me and my friends during our adventures I came across an adorable story yesterday about another adventurous feline named Suki, she too is a proud Canadian cat that loves the outdoors and takes her owners on adventures across this great country of ours tirelessly. Suki like Sinky also loves to dip her paws in water or be the first one on a boat that is going on the water. She is coming to the cat show in Edmonton in early June and will even be holding a Q & A lol.

If you are a cat lover you need to Google her as the images of their travels are incredible. Here are a couple of the more sexy ones of her owner and Suki alongside ...

JustKelli · 18th June 2019, 19:44

I swear that when Stinky does something bad she literally jedi mind fucks me and gets me to think it's funny ... you don't want to walk that way, you want to go this way, follow me lol

By the time I find it she looks around like there might be an intruder!!!

Suki and Stinky make a great pair.

Uranium236 · 19th June 2019, 15:10

At one time, I had 4 birds: 2 cockatiels, 1 Timneh African Grey parrot, 1 Goffins cockatoo.

The two cockatiels died about a year or two apart about 9 or 10 years ago.

My African Grey died just this past year right after Christmas. That was really hard. Very unexpected and suddenly came down with an incurable respiratory infection that killed him. He said probably 100 different little phrases and noises that either I taught him or he picked up on his own. Some were dirty words that I didn't intend to teach him, but I said them in his presence enough times that he learned them on his own. For example, the cockatoo would screech, and he'd holler back "SHUT UP, PRICK!". Sometimes if I'd start talking, he'd mumble back incoherently and end it with a "Sssssssshit."

Don't have a video of him unfortunately, so here's a bunch of other African Grey's talking.

You Tube

I have one video of my cockatoo, but she doesn't ever talk. She just screams and makes squeaky noises sometimes.

You Tube

JustKelli · 19th June 2019, 21:49

Stinky, all 18 or so ounces of her has her mom's mean streak and it is a treat to watch her go at something like she is a bull mastiff (sp?) even though her purr is worse than her bite. She generally accompanies us everywhere we travel but did not make this flight with us so I can already hear her saying "I hope you weren't too attached to those pumps" lol

A bird might make a fun addition to our small family but one at least the size of Stinky might be the safe play lol

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JustKelli Beware, The Wicked Are Well Rested Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 5,549 Thanked 15,455 Times in 4,154 Posts	"My mommy is a dumbass" lol My kitten Stinky has loved both water and snow all her short life so I don't know what would make me think giving her a couple bursts from my waterpik would slow her down as she playfully throws herself at me on the bed ...

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JustKelli Beware, The Wicked Are Well Rested Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 5,549 Thanked 15,455 Times in 4,154 Posts	Although my Stinky has more air miles than most humans will ever have considering she travels everywhere with me and my friends during our adventures I came across an adorable story yesterday about another adventurous feline named Suki, she too is a proud Canadian cat that loves the outdoors and takes her owners on adventures across this great country of ours tirelessly. Suki like Sinky also loves to dip her paws in water or be the first one on a boat that is going on the water. She is coming to the cat show in Edmonton in early June and will even be holding a Q & A lol. If you are a cat lover you need to Google her as the images of their travels are incredible. Here are a couple of the more sexy ones of her owner and Suki alongside ...

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JustKelli Beware, The Wicked Are Well Rested Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 5,549 Thanked 15,455 Times in 4,154 Posts	I swear that when Stinky does something bad she literally jedi mind fucks me and gets me to think it's funny ... you don't want to walk that way, you want to go this way, follow me lol By the time I find it she looks around like there might be an intruder!!! Suki and Stinky make a great pair.

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JustKelli Beware, The Wicked Are Well Rested Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 5,549 Thanked 15,455 Times in 4,154 Posts	Stinky, all 18 or so ounces of her has her mom's mean streak and it is a treat to watch her go at something like she is a bull mastiff (sp?) even though her purr is worse than her bite. She generally accompanies us everywhere we travel but did not make this flight with us so I can already hear her saying "I hope you weren't too attached to those pumps" lol A bird might make a fun addition to our small family but one at least the size of Stinky might be the safe play lol