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20th April 2021, 23:32 | #371 |
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^^^^^ I still get asked for ID in the bar but 8 also get called ma'am by teens.
A little pee or worse comes out when you sneeze.
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22nd April 2021, 18:50 | #372 |
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When I can remember being on the beach in California and listening to this new group who just became famous The Go-Go's and hearing their brand new song We got the Beat.
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24th April 2021, 19:28 | #373 |
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When you realize that as time goes by, that while you may not exactly remember what a person said to you, but you always remember how they made you feel.
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28th April 2021, 09:35 | #374 |
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The main sign is that you have accepted the fact that it is over and it never actually began my buddy boyos. Just cope with porn until your PP falls off theory
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9th May 2021, 10:08 | #375 |
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And unlike your typical porn star, their lips are sealed.
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9th May 2021, 15:08 | #376 |
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9th May 2021, 18:42 | #377 | |
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When you are too lazy to brush your teeth so you hand them to friend to do it for you.
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10th May 2021, 10:06 | #378 |
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I don't do things I use to for fear that I'll break my dick.
For instance, no more bending it like a crazy straw to do trick shots. |
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9th June 2021, 21:39 | #379 |
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When you turn down sex, or just want to cuddle.
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You find time to have lengthy and pedantic discussions over confusion and misconceptions
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