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16th September 2015, 07:58
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Signs You're Getting Older
1. I'd rather stay home and relax with some food and TV than hit the bars
2. When your friends start getting married and having kids 3. You get tired easily |
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16th September 2015, 08:06
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I am married with 5 kids so..... that's all the signs I need.
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16th September 2015, 14:57
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I Got Banned
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You realize teenagers are assholes.
Your kids can navigate technology faster than you, and they are under 10 years old. Hangovers mean a bad week instead of a bad morning. Your wife is hornier than you. Naps are a great thing. |
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16th September 2015, 21:54
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16th September 2015, 22:38
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16th September 2015, 23:09
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Who Cut The Cheese?
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The eyesight isn't what it used to be (even with glasses on).
It makes your day when you are able to take a good healthy shit. You look at the latest "now that what I call music" CD and don't know a single one of the fucking artists on it. |
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17th September 2015, 03:56
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Yowie Wowie
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When people started calling me "Sir". I get that a lot these days and it makes me feel old.
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17th September 2015, 05:52
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1. When you think Amanda Tapping is the hottest person on TV if
you watch re-runs of one of them Star Gate shows. 2. When you eat lunch at the same restaurant as 20 super cute High School girls and all you can think of is to remark on their grammar. 3. When your brain and memory is much slower. |
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17th September 2015, 06:18
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When you sit through a few episodes of that TV show (name not important) just to gawk at the legs of the MILF Megyn Price.
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17th September 2015, 11:59
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When a co-worker asks you, "who is that singing," and your response is When Doves Cry? Seriously?
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