What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

[hayedeh]

Fucked a whore for 6 months!

[Miskatonic]

Started a business without having a clue what I was doing.

[Marpocastr]

Jumped out of a 50 ft-high window thinking I was a parkour mastermind who will land beautifully and gracefully.

Ruined my spine for the rest of my life.

[JustKelli]

Originally Posted by hayedeh

Fucked a whore for 6 months!

The saying is, what's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore will fuck anyone whereas a bitch will fuck everyone except you.

A male friend of mine dated an escort and they cohabitated for 4 years. He eventually got out of her clutches but not before she put the child that they had together up for adoption without him knowing about it!

Originally Posted by Miskatonic

Started a business without having a clue what I was doing.

Trial by fire. Just think how much better your experience will make your next business.

Originally Posted by Marpocastr

Jumped out of a 50 ft-high window thinking I was a parkour mastermind who will land beautifully and gracefully.

Ruined my spine for the rest of my life.

Sorry to hear about the lasting injury. I know a woman who also thinks she is ten feet tall and bulletproof. Don't tell anyone but her name is Kelli.

A friend once jumped off of a building using a blanket as a mock parachute thinking it would slow him down. No such luck.

For me i think it was accepting the account on vef that Jenny and Kelli made for me manually. At least I was smart enough to refuse the one they did the same here. But i have since softened my stand here after seeing the level of support shown to my Kelli by many here. Still my posting here on this account is a temporary measure. Mostly to reply to messages left for her with her guidance currently until her motor skills return.

Myself, i am not particularly a social media butterfly.

[Miskatonic]

Originally Posted by JustKelli

The saying is, what's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore will fuck anyone whereas a bitch will fuck everyone except you.

A male friend of mine dated an escort and they cohabitated for 4 years. He eventually got out of her clutches but not before she put the child that they had together up for adoption without him knowing about it!


Trial by fire. Just think how much better your experience will make your next business.


Sorry to hear about the lasting injury. I know a woman who also thinks she is ten feet tall and bulletproof. Don't tell anyone but her name is Kelli.

A friend once jumped off of a building using a blanket as a mock parachute thinking it would slow him down. No such luck.

For me i think it was accepting the account on vef that Jenny and Kelli made for me manually. At least I was smart enough to refuse the one they did the same here. But i have since softened my stand here after seeing the level of support shown to my Kelli by many here. Still my posting here on this account is a temporary measure. Mostly to reply to messages left for her with her guidance currently until her motor skills return.

Myself, i am not particularly a social media butterfly.

Biggest life lesson I have learned to date. Also the reason why I have a severe distrust of most people.

[Nono]

I have just accidentally written Beethoven"s 10's symphony.
I am not proud of this...

[ReclaimedJBr]

Back in 2015 I got a new apartment and asked a few friends to help me move some stuff in. I had the bright idea that I was going to hide in the hall closet and jump out to scare the hell out of them when they arrived. The closet isn't very wide, maybe large enough to keep a vacuum and a few other things in, but I still managed to squeeze myself in.

I quickly realized what a terrible error I had made. The closet does not open from the inside. Did I mention it was the middle of August? I start to panic and hope I can bust the door somehow. I knock down the shelf above my head to get some more room and start kicking and banging my shoulder against the door, but it's not working. I decide to start screaming instead. I know the neighbor upstairs is home so I start yelling "Help! Help! I'm stuck in my closet and I can't get the door open. Help!" This goes on for about 5 minutes until I hear maintenance knocking on the front door and trying to get in. I yell "I can't get to the door!" The maintenance guy comes in and thankfully gets me out of the closet. He of course asks "What the fuck were ya doing?" I instantly come up with dumbest lie I've ever told. I explain that I was getting some towels out of the closet and the wind blew the door shut. Brilliant right? Yeah, except there's no fucking wind and not a single towel in that closet. The maintenance guy looks at me, looks in the closet, looks at me, looks in the closet, and eventually shakes his head and just walks out. He and I have been around each other multiple times over the last 5 + years, but neither of us bring up the incident and the amount of stupidity involved.

[ruizump3pl]

Played a game where you had to throw an apple as close to a window as possible without hitting the window. A window in my parent's house.

[alexora]

Originally Posted by ruizump3pl

Played a game where you had to throw an apple as close to a window as possible without hitting the window. A window in my parent's house.

I take it you lost...

[xlr8tx]

Originally Posted by Solomon G

Back in 2015 I got a new apartment and asked a few friends to help me move some stuff in. I had the bright idea that I was going to hide in the hall closet and jump out to scare the hell out of them when they arrived. The closet isn't very wide, maybe large enough to keep a vacuum and a few other things in, but I still managed to squeeze myself in.

I quickly realized what a terrible error I had made. The closet does not open from the inside. Did I mention it was the middle of August? I start to panic and hope I can bust the door somehow. I knock down the shelf above my head to get some more room and start kicking and banging my shoulder against the door, but it's not working. I decide to start screaming instead. I know the neighbor upstairs is home so I start yelling "Help! Help! I'm stuck in my closet and I can't get the door open. Help!" This goes on for about 5 minutes until I hear maintenance knocking on the front door and trying to get in. I yell "I can't get to the door!" The maintenance guy comes in and thankfully gets me out of the closet. He of course asks "What the fuck were ya doing?" I instantly come up with dumbest lie I've ever told. I explain that I was getting some towels out of the closet and the wind blew the door shut. Brilliant right? Yeah, except there's no fucking wind and not a single towel in that closet. The maintenance guy looks at me, looks in the closet, looks at me, looks in the closet, and eventually shakes his head and just walks out. He and I have been around each other multiple times over the last 5 + years, but neither of us bring up the incident and the amount of stupidity involved.

That's funny.