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The Geezer · 28th January 2013, 18:42

31. Wake up with full make-up on, no sign of it on pillows etc

DoctorNo · 28th January 2013, 18:52

32. Groups of black men like to hang out in junkyards.

33. There are no toilets in Hungary.

34. Nymphomania goes largely undiagnosed (although I'm going to keep looking).

SaintsDecay · 28th January 2013, 19:35

35.] Every dick is the biggest dick every girl has ever seen.

36.] Every woman squeaks like a tea kettle when they're getting fucked.

37.] Evan Stone makes odd faces when fucking. It must be normal. I should start making odd faces when fucking.

alexora · 28th January 2013, 19:57

38):

All girls have special sensors on their face that cause them to moan and groan with extraordinary pleasure whenever men ejaculate on their face. I'm sure most of you have heard of the G-Spot, well this is the F(facial)-Spot...

Karmafan · 28th January 2013, 20:37

39. Speaking of the G spot... Apparently some women have their G-spot in the back of their throats. How else can you explain how porn stars moan with sexual excitement and pleasure as they suck a cock?

alexora · 28th January 2013, 21:38

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

39. Speaking of the G spot... Apparently some women have their G-spot in the back of their throats. How else can you explain how porn stars moan with sexual excitement and pleasure as they suck a cock?

That was the premise of the vintage classic Deep Throat.

A film has now been made about the life of its star, Linda Lovelace, and the role fell to Amanda Seyfried.

She impressed me in Mean Girls when she stated that she could place her whole fist in her mouth: a taste of roles to come...?

See at 0.38:

AMANDA SEYFRIED in MEAN GIRLS - YouTube

Karmafan · 29th January 2013, 00:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexora

That was the premise of the vintage classic Deep Throat.

A film has now been made about the life of its star, Linda Lovelace, and the role fell to Amanda Seyfried.

She impressed me in Mean Girls when she stated that she could place her whole fist in her mouth: a taste of roles to come...?

See at 0.38:

AMANDA SEYFRIED in MEAN GIRLS - YouTube

This movie is no joke. It has quite a few other big name stars in it including:

Juno Temple
Sharon Stone
Peter Sarsgaard
Robert Patrick
Chris Noth
Adam Brody
Hank Azaria
James Franco
Eric Roberts
Chloe Sivigny
Debbi Mazar

Will be interesting to see how they show her abusive husband Chuck Traynar, the mafia, and will they cover the dog movie she made?

Wallingford · 29th January 2013, 01:51

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

21. Most porn stars consider lots of tattoos a fashion accessory.

I meant to add: All high school cheerleaders have at least one, but sometimes seven tattoos.

Big ALbert · 29th January 2013, 07:05

#40- girls get very horny and are likely to have sex with strangers after they give them a half-assed 4 minute massage.

thruster315 · 29th January 2013, 07:30

41) Women always carry multiple dildos with them wherever they go and aren't afraid to masturbate at the drop of a hat.

42) Somehow pouring milk over a naked female performer makes her hornier. The amazing power of lactose!

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