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Wallingford · 1st February 2020, 19:06

Most of us probably have different ring tones on our phones for different people. You can share actual ringtones for friends or relatives if you like, without actual names of course.

But this thread is more about having a little fun. I'll set the format, and see where this goes.

"Hold on, I have to take this call," goes in the middle of the format. And we'll just make that understood, and we won't have to type it every time.

Also, the ringtones for the same person will vary from poster to poster. I'll illustrate shortly.

The category of "Imaginary People" will include two populations. One, people who do not exisit, as in I don't have a mistress. And two, people who do exist, but would never actually call you.

Here goes:

Long cool woman in a black dress plays. Hold on, for some reason Angie Harmon is calling me.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch plays. Hold on, it's my boss.

You can just spank me from Madonna's Hanky Panky plays. It's my mistress; I got to take this.

See? Maybe your boss isn't mean. Different song. This one more illustration before we all play, Mom.

There ought to be a hall of fame for Mamas by Glenn Campbell plays. Its my Mom.

OWEN! from Throw Mama from the Train plays. Its my Mom.

I can bitch, I can bitch, cuz I'm better than you. by Elton John plays. Its my Mom.

1 2 3 Go.*

*Bonus points if you can identify that quote.

JustKelli · 2nd February 2020, 00:18

Don't know who said it but I use "when I count to 3 you better be gone" a lot.

What you are doing here hun is causing people to think which in turn causes their heads to hurt and forces them to actually participate in something and cut until their lurking time lol.

You know that chiming sound on Law and Order, that is mine.

I used to have "answer the fucking phone" that got louder every ring you didn't answer but it got a little embarrassing the odd time in public.

Wallingford · 3rd February 2020, 14:57

We are the Champions my friends plays. It's Patrick Mahomes! He's calling me from Disney World.

Wallingford · 20th October 2021, 03:10

The calliope crashed to the ground

Its Wallingford calling; this thread crashed and burned.

redmond · 9th November 2021, 22:27

Sherlock Holmes [in acknowledgement of his headgear]

Ringtone: John Williams / Cavatina (theme from The Deer Hunter)

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redmond · 12th November 2021, 22:53

Screwtape

Ringtone: Rolling Stones / Sympathy for the Devil

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redmond · 19th November 2021, 23:50

Pangloss

Ringtone: Rush / Brought Up To Believe

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redmond · 1st January 2022, 05:30

Oliver Twist

Ringtone: Bob Marley / Them Belly Full

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redmond · 5th January 2022, 04:07

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ringtone: Beatles / A Day In The Life

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redmond · 14th January 2022, 00:03

Andrew Windsor (the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew)

Ringtone: Beatles / Yesterday

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1st February 2020, 19:06	#1
Wallingford This ain't my first rodeo Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 6,692 Thanks: 48,131 Thanked 23,972 Times in 6,125 Posts	Set Ringtones for Real or Imaginary People: just fun stuff Most of us probably have different ring tones on our phones for different people. You can share actual ringtones for friends or relatives if you like, without actual names of course. But this thread is more about having a little fun. I'll set the format, and see where this goes. "Hold on, I have to take this call," goes in the middle of the format. And we'll just make that understood, and we won't have to type it every time. Also, the ringtones for the same person will vary from poster to poster. I'll illustrate shortly. The category of "Imaginary People" will include two populations. One, people who do not exisit, as in I don't have a mistress. And two, people who do exist, but would never actually call you. Here goes: Long cool woman in a black dress plays. Hold on, for some reason Angie Harmon is calling me. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch plays. Hold on, it's my boss. You can just spank me from Madonna's Hanky Panky plays. It's my mistress; I got to take this. See? Maybe your boss isn't mean. Different song. This one more illustration before we all play, Mom. There ought to be a hall of fame for Mamas by Glenn Campbell plays. Its my Mom. OWEN! from Throw Mama from the Train plays. Its my Mom. I can bitch, I can bitch, cuz I'm better than you. by Elton John plays. Its my Mom. 1 2 3 Go.* *Bonus points if you can identify that quote.

2nd February 2020, 00:18	#2
JustKelli I Got Banned Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,645 Thanks: 6,209 Thanked 19,050 Times in 4,685 Posts	Don't know who said it but I use "when I count to 3 you better be gone" a lot. What you are doing here hun is causing people to think which in turn causes their heads to hurt and forces them to actually participate in something and cut until their lurking time lol. You know that chiming sound on Law and Order, that is mine. I used to have "answer the fucking phone" that got louder every ring you didn't answer but it got a little embarrassing the odd time in public. Last edited by JustKelli; 2nd February 2020 at 00:24.

3rd February 2020, 14:57	#3
Wallingford This ain't my first rodeo Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 6,692 Thanks: 48,131 Thanked 23,972 Times in 6,125 Posts	We are the Champions my friends plays. It's Patrick Mahomes! He's calling me from Disney World.

20th October 2021, 03:10	#4
Wallingford This ain't my first rodeo Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 6,692 Thanks: 48,131 Thanked 23,972 Times in 6,125 Posts	The calliope crashed to the ground Its Wallingford calling; this thread crashed and burned.