Alabama

[jusern]

So now I can use the carpool lane as long as I have a cooler with ice covering the "tubes" as they are my children?

[gingergauge]

Originally Posted by jusern

So now I can use the carpool lane as long as I have a cooler with ice covering the "tubes" as they are my children?

Absolutely!!! Just don't get into an accident ... you'll be charged with negligent homicide.

This is what happens when you ban sex education from your schools.

Apparently, none of the Alabama judges understands that an embryo must be fertilized with sperm before it can even develop into a human.

And, doesn't this also mean sperm cells are children too? Will I get arrested in Alabama for shooting a load into a napkin?

This is like sticking a kernel of corn in the ground -- with no water or fertilizer -- and then claiming: "it's a corn stalk".

Times like this I wish the South had won the Civil War so us "normal" Americans wouldn't have to be associated with these moronic idiots.