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pelham456 · 2nd January 2019, 08:33

just binged watched both seasons of atlanta, and the slang totally killed me!

spent all day between urbandict and google itself, but there's still quite a few i can't get a handle on. someone HELP pls!

1) "your fit's on the table". NOTHING on urbandict even close. context would imply "your stuff" or "your bag" or soemthing, since they're on the way out of the house. other theory: guy sharing money, and it means i left "your FIFTY" on the table. doesn't really match the scene tho.

other guy then picks up a GUN, so theory #3 is that it refers to that. (he seemed to be reaching for it BEFORE the line, tho, so i don't really think so)

2) WAYNE?! total non-sequitur in a scene with no waynes. to be honest, doesn't sound like "wayne" anyways (just got that from SRTs) -- sounds more like "wanks" to me. and context would seem to demand something like "thanks" or "thanks in advance". is there some cutesy use of wanks for "w--- thanks" something?

3) "stan rap" as a genre. NO CLUE on this, but since they call main char "king of stan rap" (derisively) it seems pretty basic. rap somehow reminiscent of eminem's "stan"? or is it an abbrev for "paki-stan" or "stan-dup" or some OTHER category?

3b) unnamed pizza delivery guy listed in creds as "pizza stan". does stan have some generic meaning?! none of the other minor chars get a creds-only "name".

4) chick has "vampire feet". guess i haven't seen enuf twilight -- what exactly is the image here? CLAWS?

i notice a whole lot of "vampire feet" PR0N online, so i'm not even sure it's a negative thing. what are they?!

5) "offering him 7 M's". i assume "millions" but urbandict surprisingly doesn't list this. google itself swamped with the "7 M's of Management", which i can't imagine it would be. anyone actually using "M's" for "millions"?

6) god flabbit -- just a quickie in one ep, but is this in homage to something? sounds like elmer fudd to me, but google doesn't back that up.

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there were HUNDREDS more, believe me, but the above 7 are about the only ones to defeat me cold.

any and all help greatly appreciated!

btw, are there actually ppl (millenials?) who get all this dialogue naturally??

god, i feel so old.

Efufoo · 2nd January 2019, 10:09

What in the hell lmao!

Your confusion and describing some of this has left me just as confused. I dont even know wtf I'm seeing.

I lost the ability to understand non-clearly spoken english years ago. Accents/ghetto doesn't even compute. It's like when they start putting numbers and signs into their typing online/texts. I dont dumb myself down to this level; it's not cool.

pelham456 · 2nd January 2019, 17:51

sorry if you're intellectually uncurious; me, when i hear something, i wanna know what it means. i don't care if its ebonics or britlish or ubbi dubbi. if it's passing for english, i feel obligated to work it out.

besides, how u gonna land 20 yr old chicks without SOME grasp of this stuff?! stuffy old white guy routine only get u so far.

pelham456 · 2nd January 2019, 18:02

"Hey, can you pick up the kids from day care today? Wanks!"

u wouldn't be the least curious what that means when someone said that to u??

uglybob · 2nd January 2019, 18:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelham456

"Hey, can you pick up the kids from day care today? Wanks!"

u wouldn't be the least curious what that means when someone said that to u??

No.
The wanks thing sounds like the old "phone - bone. bone - dog" thing that I dealt with in the 80s.

Just wanted to add that I loathe those type of shows. I get yelled at for not wanting to watch the t.v. with her and sitting in front of my computer or wearing headphones. When she watches trash like the tatto show, the batber show, the real wives show or the especially vile cartrashians, the only thing I am encouraged to do is strengthen my desire to kill the cable.

pelham456 · 2nd January 2019, 18:49

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Originally Posted by uglybob

The wanks thing sounds like the old "phone - bone. bone - dog" thing that I dealt with in the 80s.

vaguely rings a bell, but not quite. what was that, exactly?

to me, it's reminiscent of "smell ya later". if indeed "wanks".

but subs says "wayne!" and he says it so earnestly, i've considered "weighing in" or "waitin'". but still. it does sound like wanks and context reuires a "TIA!" anyways.

Quote:

Just wanted to add that I loathe those type of shows...the tatto show, the batber show, the real wives show or the especially vile cartrashians

atlanta is not a reality show; it's a high-budget scripted drama. and it's won a gazillion emmys, iinm.

granted it's not for everyone, but it is far from "trash".

DoctorNo · 2nd January 2019, 20:30

A "stan" is an obsessed or dedicated fan. It's from the Eminem song.

It's a also slang for a generic west asian country.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelham456

6) god flabbit -- just a quickie in one ep, but is this in homage to something? sounds like elmer fudd to me, but google doesn't back that up.

It sounds like a stronger version of "dang flabbit" — a family-friendly substitute for profanity popularized by Billy Ray Cyrus.

pelham456 · 18th January 2019, 06:02

the pizza delivery guy in question was trying to sneak into Drake's house, so yeah, that seems to fit. thanks!

i'm still left puzzled as to what "stan rap" means. something overly commercial, only appealing to crazed fanbois? or maybe a direct dig at eminem, e.g. "he (guy in show) raps like a white guy"??

alexora · 18th January 2019, 06:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by uglybob

No.
The wanks thing sounds like the old "phone - bone. bone - dog" thing that I dealt with in the 80s.

Phone is "Dog and bone" in Cockney rhyming slang: meaning mean one can say dog. or bone, when referring to the electronic device known as a telephone.

Same goes for Ruby, as in "we went for a ruby", meaning we went for a curry: curry= Ruby Murray, British entertainer...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Murray#Legacy

pelham456 · 8th March 2020, 21:39

i've mentioned before, i think "raspberry" is the only CRS which crossed the pond. i thought it was the sound of someone spitting out the seeds(!), but various dicts agree it's by way of "fart" -> "raspberry tart".

also known as a "bronx cheer" over here. or USED to be -- i think this term may be dying out with young'uns. raspberry becoming the default.

2nd January 2019, 08:33	#1
pelham456 Clinically Insane Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 758 Thanked 3,543 Times in 1,689 Posts	Stuntin' and Frontin' and Janky-Ass Ho's just binged watched both seasons of atlanta, and the slang totally killed me! spent all day between urbandict and google itself, but there's still quite a few i can't get a handle on. someone HELP pls! 1) "your fit's on the table". NOTHING on urbandict even close. context would imply "your stuff" or "your bag" or soemthing, since they're on the way out of the house. other theory: guy sharing money, and it means i left "your FIFTY" on the table. doesn't really match the scene tho. other guy then picks up a GUN, so theory #3 is that it refers to that. (he seemed to be reaching for it BEFORE the line, tho, so i don't really think so) 2) WAYNE?! total non-sequitur in a scene with no waynes. to be honest, doesn't sound like "wayne" anyways (just got that from SRTs) -- sounds more like "wanks" to me. and context would seem to demand something like "thanks" or "thanks in advance". is there some cutesy use of wanks for "w--- thanks" something? 3) "stan rap" as a genre. NO CLUE on this, but since they call main char "king of stan rap" (derisively) it seems pretty basic. rap somehow reminiscent of eminem's "stan"? or is it an abbrev for "paki-stan" or "stan-dup" or some OTHER category? 3b) unnamed pizza delivery guy listed in creds as "pizza stan". does stan have some generic meaning?! none of the other minor chars get a creds-only "name". 4) chick has "vampire feet". guess i haven't seen enuf twilight -- what exactly is the image here? CLAWS? i notice a whole lot of "vampire feet" PR0N online, so i'm not even sure it's a negative thing. what are they?! 5) "offering him 7 M's". i assume "millions" but urbandict surprisingly doesn't list this. google itself swamped with the "7 M's of Management", which i can't imagine it would be. anyone actually using "M's" for "millions"? 6) god flabbit -- just a quickie in one ep, but is this in homage to something? sounds like elmer fudd to me, but google doesn't back that up. ----- there were HUNDREDS more, believe me, but the above 7 are about the only ones to defeat me cold. any and all help greatly appreciated! btw, are there actually ppl (millenials?) who get all this dialogue naturally?? god, i feel so old.

2nd January 2019, 10:09	#2
Efufoo Forum Lord Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,017 Thanks: 2,953 Thanked 3,891 Times in 948 Posts	What in the hell lmao! Your confusion and describing some of this has left me just as confused. I dont even know wtf I'm seeing. I lost the ability to understand non-clearly spoken english years ago. Accents/ghetto doesn't even compute. It's like when they start putting numbers and signs into their typing online/texts. I dont dumb myself down to this level; it's not cool.

2nd January 2019, 17:51	#3
pelham456 Clinically Insane Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 758 Thanked 3,543 Times in 1,689 Posts	sorry if you're intellectually uncurious; me, when i hear something, i wanna know what it means. i don't care if its ebonics or britlish or ubbi dubbi. if it's passing for english, i feel obligated to work it out. besides, how u gonna land 20 yr old chicks without SOME grasp of this stuff?! stuffy old white guy routine only get u so far.

2nd January 2019, 18:02	#4
pelham456 Clinically Insane Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 758 Thanked 3,543 Times in 1,689 Posts	"Hey, can you pick up the kids from day care today? Wanks!" u wouldn't be the least curious what that means when someone said that to u??

18th January 2019, 06:02	#8
pelham456 Clinically Insane Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 758 Thanked 3,543 Times in 1,689 Posts	the pizza delivery guy in question was trying to sneak into Drake's house, so yeah, that seems to fit. thanks! i'm still left puzzled as to what "stan rap" means. something overly commercial, only appealing to crazed fanbois? or maybe a direct dig at eminem, e.g. "he (guy in show) raps like a white guy"??

8th March 2020, 21:39	#10
pelham456 Clinically Insane Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,953 Thanks: 758 Thanked 3,543 Times in 1,689 Posts	i've mentioned before, i think "raspberry" is the only CRS which crossed the pond. i thought it was the sound of someone spitting out the seeds(!), but various dicts agree it's by way of "fart" -> "raspberry tart". also known as a "bronx cheer" over here. or USED to be -- i think this term may be dying out with young'uns. raspberry becoming the default.