Pornstars you want to bring home and introduce to your mother.

[Manneke_Pis]

This question was generated by something that happened to a friend of ours.

It has become traditional for this friend to get the entire (extensive) family together for an Easter Dinner.

Their youngest son is in a university up North and told his parents that he was bringing his girlfriend and that he would arrive early in the morning.

To make a long story short, one of his sisters recognized his girlfriend as a pornstar. When she told their mother, all hell broke loose. It almost turned into a family brawl and even more surprising, because the son didn't know how his girlfriend was paying for school.

This brings up the question: "Would you ever bring a pornstar to your house to meet the family?

Assuming that you knew, would you try to prepare the family, or just brave it through? How do you think your parents would react?

Lastly, which pornstar would you be proud to bring home?

[SirPsychoSexy]

well my mom is very conservative, sex was always taboo for her. when she see erotic scene in tv, she calling it disgusting and when she see hot girl, calling her slut. so i think i would not tell her what Shyla doing for life. i think she would get heart attack

[Absent Friend]

When it comes to porn, non viewers would assume it's men fucking women, viewed as some negative light. Add accusations of drugs, STDs, and other vices. In bringing a pornstar to a family gathering, I'd go with a pornstar who either is into the sensual genre of "making love" to men, or just G/G workers. At least the family can't have images of the girl gagging cock or whatever. Also, someone with a personality and appearance that anyone looks at and don't think "pornstar." If I brought some hardcore star, like Gianna Michaels, her face and body could give that aura to the family, that she does porn. Now if it was someone like Annabelle Lee...



Looks like a cute girl with a bubbly personality. Maybe the lesbian work would turn off the more conservative family members, so a strict solo model would also work, or softcore girl. If you even want to consider them pornstars.

As for revealing the career path, if I did that, I'd explain it as best as I can, so as not to make it seem like she's a whore. For example, "She makes love to women (or men) for money." Making sure I stress "make love." If they want to see proof, I'll show them proof. Might need to quickly dodge the more raunchy stuff, hope they don't take a gander at that. With a girl like her, I think it'd be easier to brave it through, and hope the saying "looks can be deceiving" doesn't conjure x-rated thoughts.

I choose her because she looks cute, and her personality is that where I feel I can connect with her. A lot of pornstars don't resemble that, and if I scored one of them and brought them home, it's eye candy alone. That's not enough for me.

I was just thinking, Faye Regan is another possible one to bring home. She looks like an all-American girl, freckles and whatnot.

The worst possible answer to who to bring, is Ava Devine. Oh goodness, imagine her talking about her anal exploits during dinner.

[Anadin]

Simply put my mother would be so pleased to think there was chance she was getting grandchildren I'm not sure she'd care that much if we were serious. I think an ex-pornstar might eventually be accepted but not a current working one that would be far too weird.

[DarthVergessenheit]

Originally Posted by DemonicGeek

Hmm, dunno if Gianna's face and bod would be such a dead giveaway...here's a couple shots of a more everyday sorta Gianna:



Aura, well, maybe.

Her boobs would probably make someone's parents think twice. By the way... How did his sister know that she was pornstar? Hahaha, if my sister knew my girlfriend was a pornstar, would kind of be weird... Haha anyways, I wouldn't take a pornstar home to my parents haha, I like watching porn, but I don't think I'd ever bring one home to meet my family. At most, I'd probably bring a nude model.

Edit: This is weird how did my post go above yours... Anyways, preferably for a nude model, Jaime Hammer, she looks like someone you could take home to your parents.



Then you can take her to your bedroom at night.

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by Seven Churches

If I brought some hardcore star, like Gianna Michaels, her face and body could give that aura to the family, that she does porn.

Hmm, dunno if Gianna's face and bod would be such a dead giveaway...here's a couple shots of a more everyday sorta Gianna:



Aura, well, maybe.

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by Manneke_Pis

This brings up the question: "Would you ever bring a pornstar to your house to meet the family?

All i know is that my gut says maybe - YouTube

All i know is that my gut says maybe - YouTube

Originally Posted by Manneke_Pis

Assuming that you knew, would you try to prepare the family, or just brave it through? How do you think your parents would react?

Frankly...the bum rush might work better...so yeah, brave it through.

Originally Posted by Manneke_Pis

Lastly, which pornstar would you be proud to bring home?

If I had to think of one, it'd be Claire Robbins (especially 1st stint, when she had no tattoos).
Not only does she look like the girl next door...from what I can tell about her is that she's really normal I guess. Now course I don't know a lot about her, have no idea how she got into porno....but from what I have gathered she comes off as just normal like really...not drugged out or crazy.

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by DarthVergessenheit

Her boobs would probably make someone's parents think twice. By the way... How did his sister know that she was pornstar? Hahaha, if my sister knew my girlfriend was a pornstar, would kind of be weird... Haha anyways, I wouldn't take a pornstar home to my parents haha, I like watching porn, but I don't think I'd ever bring one home to meet my family. At most, I'd probably bring a nude model.

Her boobs more likely would if they were big fake ones or such...but the Queen of Porn is all natural.

But I guess the sister was a viewer of porno. One story I heard about why Keri Sable left the biz was that one day her brother across the country saw porn with her in it and bam. But that might just be a story.

[SyberKhanX]

I'd happily bring home Tori Black. Really, the ones I wouldn't mind bringing home are the ones who haven't had much plastic surgery, and who could keep up a conversation.

Although I love them all - I just couldn't try to bring back anyone who couldn't keep up a conversation without straying into the porn topic.

[Glarey]

As long as she doesn't start gyrating agressively on the chair at dinner, scream out 'fuck my pussy' at inappropriate moments, or start sucking on the cutlery like its about to spray all over her face, I'm sure my folks would be fine with it.